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This is apparently a new kung fu movie from China? The subbed/dubbed dvd may or may not be out yet, but you can watch it on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGWZm2Kn5l8 There are no subtitles and I have no idea what's going on, but its still pretty great. Reasons why I'm watching it: Opening fight scene on teeter-totter rock Lead guy has Joan River's lips For lead guy, weird smile=acting Someone just threw a log at a horse How can that lady play the flute with those goth-fingers on? Has anyone else seen this thing? Edit: replaced dead link on youtube with another one.

That movie is a bag full of dead puppy shit. When they made this movie someone killed a bunch of puppies and they all shit themselves when they died. Then they put that shit into a bag and Ron Jeremy gizzed in it and they called it Boondock Saints.

It's old, from 1956, but super funny. Here's the IMDB plot synopsis: Alcoholic playboy Kyle Hadley marries the woman secretly loved by his poor but hard-working best friend, who in turn is pursued by Kyle's nymphomaniac sister.

It's old, from 1956, but super funny. Here's the IMDB plot synopsis: Alcoholic playboy Kyle Hadley marries the woman secretly loved by his poor but hard-working best friend, who in turn is pursued by Kyle's nymphomaniac sister.

I remember the most offensive thing I've ever said to piss someone off. I was playing a video game (pillars of dignity and sensitivity) and a delightful young man on the other team had spent the last 20 minutes or so notifying everyone else that we were all faggot nigger retards. When I smugly retorted "did your parents get divorced or something?" I thought I had the young rapscallion! Everyone stopped talking for a good 5 minutes. Then someone said "dude...that's not funny..." So that's the line I guess. The point is this: reminding people of emotional trauma for funsies is kind of a dick thing to do. Most mentally handicapped people, and certainly their families, are perfectly cognoscente that they're different, that they will never have the same opportunities in love or life as everyone else, and that people at large think they're stupid and pitiable. Most have been or will be made fun of a whole bunch in school and for the rest of their lives, because people are shitty. The kids in that video game could give a fuck about that when they're throwing around words like retarded, but some of them have parents that split up. If you remind them of that then they're perfectly aware of why it's a shitty thing to throw around. Anyways, it's pretty lazy not to swap the word retard out of your vocabulary just cause you're used to it. And the whole "everyone is too PC!" bullshit is a bunch of crap. Being a little sensitive to people who've dealt with shit you haven't does not preclude good humor or dark humor. It does preclude lazy humor and expressions that really don't have a place in the world post 7th grade.

I remember the most offensive thing I've ever said to piss someone off. I was playing a video game (pillars of dignity and sensitivity) and a delightful young man on the other team had spent the last 20 minutes or so notifying everyone else that we were all faggot nigger retards. When I smugly retorted "did your parents get divorced or something?" I thought I had the young rapscallion! Everyone stopped talking for a good 5 minutes. Then someone said "dude...that's not funny..." So that's the line I guess. The point is this: reminding people of emotional trauma for funsies is kind of a dick thing to do. Most mentally handicapped people, and certainly their families, are perfectly cognoscente that they're different, that they will never have the same opportunities in love or life as everyone else, and that people at large think they're stupid and pitiable. Most have been or will be made fun of a whole bunch in school and for the rest of their lives, because people are shitty. The kids in that video game could give a fuck about that when they're throwing around words like retarded, but some of them have parents that split up. If you remind them of that then they're perfectly aware of why it's a shitty thing to throw around. Anyways, it's pretty lazy not to swap the word retard out of your vocabulary just cause you're used to it. And the whole "everyone is too PC!" bullshit is a bunch of crap. Being a little sensitive to people who've dealt with shit you haven't does not preclude good humor or dark humor. It does preclude lazy humor and expressions that really don't have a place in the world post 7th grade.