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honlads

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  1. Tossing out some of the greats now. I remember when they mentioned Chanson or Andy Kneis or someone on RSS and I thought they were making them up. You guys' names sound fake, I'm afraid.
  2. The only explanation for the costuming in Grown Ups 2 is that Mr Sandler filmed it on the way to basketball practice.
  3. I'm watching Grown Ups 2 so I can listen to Worst Idea of All Time better. This is a great movie, guys. Edit: sorry for mentioning another pcast.
  4. If I could just pull back the curtain for a sec I actually think Chanson is good and nice, let me just fix this curtain again, take a long walk off a short pier, Chanson.
  5. How's about some friggin' t-shirts hahahahaha
  6. I knew they were going to tell Chanson's dog to run when Chanson put her on the phone, but it still had me laughing very hard. Is this an example of a first thought joke done very well? I haven't finished listening yet.
  7. What a sick joke you have done on me.
  8. Are there any podcasts I should be listening to that I'm not? I now listen to HH, CBB, The Best Show, Never Not Funny, I4H, Professor Blastoff, UTU2TM, Podcasts Are Wonderful, Trends With Benefits, I Was There Too, and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus, and some other ones that aren't comedy. It's a very Earwolf-centric list, and I'm wondering am I missing out on something.
  9. Do you have a twitter or tumblr or anything where I can get more of this? I like your posts.
  10. The only reason I'd add you on Facebook is so I could message you "take a long walk off a short pier" every morning. (You can type my name in on Facebook and my profile will come up if you want.)
  11. This is really, really great. Sean! Hayes! Elaine! People like the show!!
  12. Trends With Benefits is great. I couldn't stop smiling; I really like it and everybody on it. Also cool website and stuff. Name: Kieran Age: 23 Relationship status: Single I'm going to post a twitter link instead. Sean or Hayes? I like them both equally. I don't have any pets. Can I see your D (dad)? Yes.
  13. Probably just getting to hear Frank bussin up at some of your riffs on Hulk's shorts. "Good thing he's not a denim boy like myself!! "One pair of your stretchiest jorts, please!!""
  14. Hayes, will you be on my podcast? It's hosted by me and the premise is all the guests sit around the table and eat dinner and talk. It's actually not recorded and the guest is always my whole family. That's right. I'm talking about the damn family dinner table. Give it a listen sometime, brats.
  15. Michael what if you say this to an actual time traveller cashier sometime and he goes to his buddies and says "this guy's such a hack"
  16. My actual favourite joke might be this one that Norm Macdonald does all the time. http://youtube.com/watch?v=zRPmjlqBFXQ
  17. My favourite joke will always be Martin Sheen getting his tibias lengthened. "The getaway sticks on Martin Sheen! Geez. Aye yi yi!" "There are some shots where they screwed up and the camera will go wide and you'll see these like four/five foot long legs on the desk. Makes no goddamn sense."
  18. If you haven't released it can someone explain to me how i binge listened to both seasons last night? You reminded me of a joke I make every ten minutes. To be frank, I'd have to change my name to frank! It's one of my two jokes. My other joke is "My name is pyjamas. Hey, that's my name, don't wear it out." I mainly do name-based comedy. Edit: Damn, Joe. I just threw you the ol' faveollow.
  19. I couldn't possibly pick a top 5. That would be like trying to pick a favourite Hollywood Handbook episode!!
  20. It was like 3 weeks ago, Joe. Aye yi yi. What a mess.
  21. I can't wait to hear this. I wanted to call but I don't have a house phone and my phone plan doesn't deal with international calls. I wish you could call by Skype or something. Andrew, how did you call? All out of likes. I'm liking everything in my mind.
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