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The NBA asked me to take it down.

Nice ep. Haven't been able to post on the forums as much lately. I injured my hand flipping off images of ISIS criminals and it's hard for me to scroll past these new wolfpop shows.

NOTES This challenge is so tough. Scott should try maybe pulling up and getting off a jumper from downtown with some of these balls Damn Caleb, damn I'm not even sure Paul Bettany is a trained medic Jeff: "Don't worry Cydney, we've got a whole medical team. Oh ah actually sorry I'm just getting word that we only have the guy from the movie Wimbledon to baptise you before you pass away." Nick is flexible af Ok so one second Caleb has heat stroke and the next he's sweating ice cubes??? This show is so fake Jason being good to Cydney. Still managed to call her "sweetie" though Good job to the doc. High pressure situation and Jeff is still gathered enough to call a helicopter a "bird". That's why he's the best. Nick: "Which one's Caleb?" I love Cydney. Gross Peter said "boo yah". I feel for Alecia struggling to deal with these two aggressive pricks who have no respect for her as a person at all. She's so bad at the game though which is unfortunate. BYE ALECIA

Didn't know there was a call in ep but anyway I prefer when the callers don't try to do bits. Just kidding, I and many other hollywood handbook heads know that it was heartthrob Sean Clements on the phone. Very funny episode.

Tai that idol around your neck. Just a joke to get me started. Relax. Tai's so good. Debbie's a risk to everyone's safety I feel. Neal not 100% sure what Debbie means when she suggests a "foursome". "It's sad." (Nick is nodding, thoughtfully) "Mmmmmm" "I don't like it when people cry." "Oh what with Tai??? Yeah yeah for sure for sure" Brawn tribe are so annoying. Jason and Scott are gonna high-five their way to two broken arms and a medevac. Cydney's the only person there with half a chance. I like her. Peter's way too confident. Damn so is Liz. Yes please vote Peter out, he's a piece of shit. Can't wait to see Peter's face. Peter and Liz played so, so badly. Damn my notes are shit sorry folks. Fingers crossed Jason's on that helicopter with his dick stuck in that stupid, mass-produced bear for tourists that is so dear to him.

Also Dan my burn was pretty sick and it was on the way to at least 20 or 30 likes.

If the beauty tribe lose the next challenge I bet there'll be a tie (tai) at tribal. Just a joke, don't get mad

More like "Cool Ep" Vilaysack, although I haven't listened yet.

I've tried to hack into the system to keep my likes total at 420 and posts at 69 but they keep a tight ship here. Not to say I'm not a good hacker, I'm one of the best and my rig is set up for this, but they keep a tight ship

Andy, have you ever realised your name is A. Kneis, kinda like A. Theis, kinda like A. Theist, kinda like atheist. Why do you hate God?

Great show. Anybody know what to do when someone tries to steal your identity? Found a dumb blog man pretending to be me.

We back and we back and we back and we back NOTES Jason's way of showing that he's going to be a contender on the reality TV show Survivor is to say he will literally break into your house and kidnap you. Ah Nick, I already hate you imho, my friend. Joe the FBI agent, AKA Dean Sr., from The Grinder, on steroids. Alecia: "People think I'm not strong, but actually I've done a bungie jump and went to a zoo or some shit." "Pair up, the three of them." Love when Survivor puts the trolling subtitles up for this stuff. A gardener who does not like to cut bits off plants. I like you Tai but I would not hire you. Darnell's funny. Nick is proof that if you live your life pretending you're hot eventually people will start to actually think you're hot. Lol that stuff with the saw was hilarious. Debbie is totally delusional. "I think we're all easy-going." "Hey shut the fuck up sound travels well over water." "I thought I saw him put something in his pocket." This is like the kid at school that says they saw Santa. Wow okay I'm covering my ears for the rest of my life, please talk louder now. Just getting started on a jigsaw puzzle, perfect time to flex and yell, "We're brawn for a reason!!" Fire represents life???? WHAT???!! JEFF!!! Jeff. Incredible line. Hate hate hate Jason saying "Blondie". Ugh Jason's one of those people that cracks their knuckles to look cool. Gas bubbles are bursting in your knuckles. Your knuckles are farting. You're 100% an idiot, Jason. Tie at first tribal. Cool. Damn, I liked Darnell. Good first ep.

I drew a pic of a couple of my good friends

I'll do it, jack

Hi guest, Why do I always push people away? Is it because of my wrestling training and unique ability to reverse any attempt to grapple? I could have gone pro

Respect

Lmao

Oh shit there's a vid on LiveLeak of ran beating up Montgomery, it's viral. No spoilers but he was no match and he died.

Hey Montgomery I don't like your plugs theme I think it's shit

Who wrote this?????

Once again the mods have hardcoded a star into my signature to save themselves the inevitable work of mining a new one for every single post I make from here to eternity

Thanks corpsefucker shitlord

heynong man haha

It's a good thing Sean said this kind of thing DOESN'T offend him at the end of this week's ep, otherwise I'd probably think this would hurt his feelings. It's a good thing he said that

A great episode of a great podcast. Sean makes everything better. Hayes makes everything better. Good boys. - honlads