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  1. Wasn't sure what Boglins were but a rudimentary google image search has revealed that they are Mickey Rourke puppets. 3 stars.
  2. Good reaction to my latest review. If anyone wants me to review anything else let me know.
  3. honlads

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    Nice As you can see in my previous notes I have been spelling Scot "Scott" quite consistently over the weeks. This is not a misspelling on my part but is in fact a brutal own. Want to dispel rumours that I did not know there was only one T that's crazy it's not true ur being crazy rn
  4. Will be posting my review of this episode very soon. Stay tuned. I'll post it on the forums.
  5. I don't know who Kieran is
  6. If you'd told me before I listened that they'd spend 40 entire minutes in the Popcorn Gallery and still not ask one of my questions I would have said, "Okay spoiler alert but whatever spoilers for me aren't that big a deal because it's about the artistry. Anyway, that's fine. I'm actually fine with that. I have not thought about the possibility that Sean and Hayes see my avatar and skip over my question every single time for two years because I'm not funny."
  7. honlads

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    I forgot to take notes because this ep was so good, dare I say it, a PROBST on the PROBST scale.
  8. Mike I'm reading here that you're from a place called Davie in Florida? Now what I want to say about this is that's just some fellow's name. That's a lot of fuckin bullshit if I'm honest Mike people come from places not guys called Davie. Tell the truth coward
  9. Mike do you want washboard abs without all the hard work?
  10. Forget it, Hayes, the forums are dead, have you not heard?
  11. Forums died when Jared Leto stopped lurking and PMing me asking me for money and acting tips
  12. Would like to offer my respect to both Hayes and Sean on another barnstorming podcast appearance. A little respect goes a long way and we'd do well to not forget that. Looking forward to the universal acclaim this ep will receive. 0// regards honlads
  13. honlads

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    NOTES Scott: "Survivor's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get". Damn, Scott. So true. Not immediately cringey and utterly regrettable after the first couple of words. Great homage to Tom Hanks, the original Castaway. Blocking my ears so I don't feel empathy for Jason. Jeff: "Aubry takes a dump." Insane choice of words for when someone falls into the sea. Spirit of Neal lives on in ice cream. His influence palpable. Scott, wtf I'm blocking my ears again. C'mon Cydney, yes, send these guys home please. Nice, love when the food comes out. You should never spell out the strategy even when it seems obvious imo, just in case. Nick what r u doing. I love it he's destroying himself. YES, very interesting. Come on, Michele, just do it. Looking forward to this ~~~tribal council~~~. Nice to see Neal hasn't become one big boil. Sup man how's the ice cream business? Tai. WTF, don't reveal shit for no reason. YES it's happening Nick describing tribal as "bittersweet", obviously thinks "bittersweet" means bitter. Bye nick you stupid prick.
  14. Yet another homerun episode! Is this a podcast or a damn ball game!!?
  15. Great episode again. Really opened with a bang. Was wary of the concept of this show, but every episode has been great. Looking forward to more.
  16. honlads

    Episode 412 - Little Whittle Whistle

    There is no plight greater and more fraught with peril than that of a podcast listener that does not like the guest. If their voices are crushed we are no better than Adolf Hitler himself, from Nazi Germany
  17. honlads

    Survivor MEGATHREAD

    Got two eps to watch! I didn't take notes for the first one. Great tribal. NOTES I love Cydney and can't wait for the Coneheads reboot Ah shit Jason and Scott are back together. It would be great TV if Jason, Scott and Nick stepped on a landmine. Debbie playing awful. Aubry and Neal are smart (except for Neal walking around with the immunity idol swinging around wtf man). Wow Jason is now full blown self-parody with this jock/nerd shit. lol Jeff's just loving all the weird puss and lumps and growths "Two balls on your disc", "Nick's balls dancing all over the place", almost sounds like... Jeff, that almost sounds like you said... Jeff, it's almost as if you're trying to say... Jeff... The tribe being called Dara is really funny to me because that's just a standard Irish name. It's like the tribe being called Bill. Someone google image searched "standard tattoo" and has been following Scott around the island projecting the results page onto his upper body for two weeks. Incredible commitment as usual from the Survivor crew. Jeff: "You know I saw so many of you looked sick." Yeah Cydney looks pretty sick. Sick as in good. As in I am very attracted to Cydney. All this preamble and stuff but Jeff really just wants a closer look at some welts. Sicko but I love him for it Jeff's two seconds away from starting a "LANCE IT!" chant Oh no is Neal going home, oh no... oh no. Shiiiiiiit. Rumour has it that wasn't puss but Neal's blood forcing its way out of Neil's body and rumour has it Neal's blood is vanilla ice cream. Messed up
  18. People laugh when I say "u gotta steep your dogs" then i show them this pic and it just shuts them up
  19. Hopefully Bozos getting married doesn't affect the hectic Haim Slides schedule. Doubt it, guy's a pro
  20. Three for three. I like this podcast.
  21. What can be done to this man that John Oliver didn't already do in less than 45 minutes.