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  1. not to be rude, but what the devil does HONLADS mean anyway


    Who knows? It's just a couple of sillybills to address me by, as far as I'm concerned. I've found out that if you google it, you'll find a lot of the comedy I've been working on over the past few years. It's sort of long form improv/character based stuff. My character is a guy who unironically comments on a number of websites. He looks shitty and boring at first, but the funny thing is, he is.

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  2. honlads, it's ME -- SHOSHO. Of course i'm not trying to give you cardiac arrest! I wrote that song after I split up with my ex-gf and I was feeling very blue and spooked out (about the cat (cujo) -- not HER 'cause she's a friggin looney and i forgot her name already)


    Consider. Yourself. Japed! Sorry man, but I just pranked you so hard. I was only a little scared, there was no risk to my health. Thanks though, and I hope you're better now. Your videos are real good, and I hope things work out with regard to the reality show.

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    So I was recently recruited by these guys that are making a reality show on VH1. They are considering me as a character and they wanted me to shoot some like video diary style vids -- so i just snapped these gems.


    SINCE YOU GUYS are my funniest peers -- whattya think -- do I look like an asshole?? ps. they told me to be an asshole.



    p.s. sorry to break character all the time -- it's just that ever since my gf and i split -- i haven't been able to spend as much time with my cat cujo. she is such a bitch (my ex gf, not cujo...)


    Those are very funny videos, showshowbro. "Purple belt." had me laughing. That's great timing.


    But I have a qualm. I'm sitting here "Hmm 'Charlie Moos: 3 videos'. I'll check out what that 3rd one is".

    Well, well, well.

    IT'S SCARY. I'm a land mammal! If you ain't tryin' to give me a cardiac arrest then wtf are you doing placing this god damn "Shark Attack" video a mere 4 clicks away from me? Are you trying to murder me? Is this attempted murder? I don't know man. I thought you were on my side.

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  4. Gotta admit, I was a little thrown by the angle LA Weekly took on HH at first: calling the show satirical in nature, labelling classic Hollywood anecdotes as "fictional", quoting the guys disparaging the RSS etc... Then it hit me, this is exactly the kind of friggin twisted, righteous bit that only Hayes & Sean could pull off. By the time I'd finished the article I was lmao. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    i'm doing karaoke later and i'm looking for song suggestions.



    Hmm let me think for a sec. Damn it's actually hard to remember my staples when put on the spot like this. I'll toss out a few suggs (suggestions).


    Solange - Losing You

    Solange - Some Things Never Seem to Fucking Work

    Solange - Locked in Closets

    Solange - Lovers in the Parking Lot

    Solange - Don't Let Me Down

    Solange - Look Good with Trouble

    Solange - Bad Girls

    Solange - God Given Name

    Pearl Jam - Yellow Ledbetter

    Solange - T.O.N.Y.

    Solange - Dancing in the Dark

    Solange - Would've Been the One

    Solange - Sandcastle Disco

    Solange - I Decided, Part 1

    Solange - Valentine's Day

    Solange - 6 O'clock Blues

    Solange - Ode to Marvin

    Solange - I Told You So

    Solange - Cosmic Journey

    Solange - This Bird

    Solange - I Decided, Part 2


    Haha she's in the news.

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  6. Wow. What a great ep. I went through three Bic Cristals taking note of the scoops. It's a great pen, but I might just have to upgrade to something that's better equipped to handle this kind of insider goss!!!!


    Edit: I'm so thankful Hayes and Sean had the gd balls to say what we're all thinking re: Donald Sterly. He said those things in the comfort of his own phone! This whole thing goes against everything the founding fathers stood for!! What's next?? The thought police? Are the thought police next? That's my too sense.

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  7. I will say however that his "mortifying" comment was the realest he's been since that girl with one arm fell over. You guys should step out of your irony-shell sometime and talk more about what's true to you; how badly Hayes embarrassed himself just then.

    Esther was good too.


    I think you're right. He's probably gonna be in for some severe criticism from some courts, but he's just gonna have to go with the punches on this one.


    By the way, everyone, I've been reading these forums for quite a while and only decided to start posting recently. I thought it's about time I showed my boys Sean and Hayes some support and say thanks for all the laughs, tips, and scoops over the last year and a half or so. (I think you're all very funny.)

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  8. Great to hear you guys on my favourite band of all time, The Beetles. When I heard you liked them I was like, "Uhhhmm. WIN."


    In response to Rygel. I feel you on the Michael J. Fox comparison, but him developing Parson's Disease did have a flip side in that it produced buttloads of killer material on the Michael J. Fox show. But this Hayes situation is worrisome, for sure.

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  9. I don't think David was embarrassing at all. I'm not saying I agree with everything he said, but he spoke his mind and didn't pretend he was something he's not. He's not a raging sexist or anything, guys. He just believes that men and women are different.

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