SCOTTY D Well my name's Scotty D and I am no fool So it's time to tell you, you gotta go back to school And when I say I'm not a fool, it means I'm not a fooler And that means that you gotta go buy a ruler a...PROTRACTOR! Uhh...that's a fact. Your gotta buy some supplies And if you do you then you go to school and it makes you really wise And then you sit, and no you don't gotta listen to someone called a preacher It's a teacher! So when you sit there, then eacher ya is gonna have to listen to all the things like math and science and also a little thing that we like to call...mathscience! So when you sit there, and you sit there on your butts I hope that...school don't drive you nuts. AMY! AMY P Well I'm home-schooled now from my mom and dads and I like it so much and it makes me glads Cuz they teach me things like arithmetic And how to make bacon in the sink And I like to go in the car and drive real far and drive real far My mom and my dads are my teachers cuz And I know that the sun is made out of cheese! and the moon is made of a giant, big ball of yarn that goes down and then hangs up in the morning And everybody causes an alarm. And they sayHey Ho, Jump Off The Roof! Hey Ho, Jump Off The Roof!
Into the pool and get paralyzed But don't forget to open your eyes and check out the sun and the ball of yarn that makes up the moon
And where you goin? Where you goin?? Where you goin???
DAVID FIENE My name's David Fiene. Everything is fine I use a ruler to draw a line One time I went to school and I fell down the stairs They said, "David, get up.", and I said, "Where's where?". I don't know how to go from Hall A to Hall B to Hall C to Hall D to Hall A I've gone in a circle in one hallway Where do I go now? The Infirmiray! I've got strep throat. I've got chicken pox. I've got liver cancer <--- That's a big deal.
