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    Blown Away (1994)

    As I recall, no one in this movie could maintain a consistent Irish accent for more than 30 seconds.
  2. But she is a mathemagician, so those numbers could still work out.
  3. HA! No I'm not actually suggesting we cover this absolutely delightful film. But I know somewhere there's a joker who will sign up for an account just to suggest it because people without souls exist and they often have internet access. CONSIDER THIS A PREEMPTIVE STRIKE
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    Short Circuit 1 or 2...or both!

    Who Charted she said and a Gu Cruise took Kulap away 'Chartists' she said You know I love you Who Charted she said And Howard jumped on right away
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    Entrapment (1999)

    I would never have watched Daredevil if not for a flight from Phoenix to London. Airplane movies are a special kind of hell.
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    Short Circuit 1 or 2...or both!

    Definitely not. I think it's supposed to be a GW Bailey look-a-like, but it's not a very good one. Also, how hilarious is it they used a cardboard cutout of Steve Guttenberg? It's odd to think there was a time when Guttenberg was such hot shit he could turn down music video cameos.
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    Fantastic Four (2005)

    This movie is horrible, yet the sequel managed to ramp up the stupidity to even higher levels.
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    Botched "Expendables 3" Title Art

    Ahh yes, the Rodriguez-Cool J Death Spectrum Effect.
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    Short Circuit 1 or 2...or both!

    She doesn't appear in Short Circuit 2, it's just a clip of her voice. I have to figure Sheedy & Gutenberg basically refused to do another one of these (or they wanted too much money) and that's why the follow-up is suddenly about Stevens horribly racist caricature/character. Listening to that DeBarge song now I want to sing 'Who Charted' instead of 'Who's Johnny'.
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    Botched "Expendables 3" Title Art

    Everyone knows if you put Michelle Rodriguez in a movie she has to die in the 3rd act. It's Hollywood Law.
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    Botched "Expendables 3" Title Art

    I dunno, it's never a good sign when an R-rated franchise suddenly goes PG-13 this many installments in. At this point I'm far more interested in The Expendabelles (though I pray they change the name, because HOLY GOOD LORD)
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    Short Circuit 1 or 2...or both!

    There was talk about remaking this at some point but I think it fell into development hell. As a kid, I honestly did not know that Fisher Stevens wasn't Indian. I was a very stupid child.
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    Episode 90.5 — Minisode 90.5

    Hey now, Paul is completely dedicated to the show and to we the fans. If that means he has to record an episode from inside an airport bathroom or the trunk of his car, then by god he'll do it!
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    Wild Things (1998)

    This is a highly accurate plot summary for this movie.
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    Fame (1980)

    Don't give up! Treat it like a senior thesis. BE LIKE KATNISS
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    The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story

    I think a better one for Mario Lopez would be 'good-looking but bland jock goes on to be good-looking but bland TV presenter'
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    Fame (1980)

    It was also nominated for Best Original Screenplay, so it wasn't entirely about the music, either. I don't especially like it, but I still think it's going to be a tough sell for the show.
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    Which Movies Does HDTGM Absolutely Need To Review?

    Not only that, but everyone assumes he's Russian when he's actually Swedish!
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    Fame (1980)

    This is going to be a tough sell. Well-reviewed, Oscar-winning, and it basically revived the movie musical genre.
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    Wild Things (1998)

    I saw it when it came out, and pretty much everyone I knew was seeing it for the threesome, not because it was a brilliantly written screenplay. I didn't know any of the twists going in, and I actually found them increasingly ridiculous (though admittedly entertaining). It's all a bit OTT, which I can buy as being on purpose, but some of it is just too outlandish. I think there's plenty to chew on here, and I'd love to hear June's thoughts on some of the sexual politics at play. Roger Ebert's thoughts pretty much match my own: "It's like a three-way collision between a softcore sex film, a soap opera and a b-grade noir." The sequels seem like a waste of time, as they were all direct-to-video. Plus they're just kind of the same story over and over again.
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    The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story

    I kind of wonder if they can't, especially since Diamond admitted a lot of stuff in the book was made up (though he tried to blame it all on a ghost writer).
  22. They were on Wompler's pool party episode last year. IIRC, Gutterballs confessed to a three-way with Danielle and Katie.
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    The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell Story

    I feel like this is the next best thing
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