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I like Radiohead but I get why it isn't everyone's cup of tea. But that shot at the Cure, ooof, that hurt. One of the best live shows I've ever attended, even though Robert Smith kind of looks like my great aunt now.

See, this is why I think it's a great choice, though. Especially over the other sequels. They're mostly boring retreads of the first movie. And Resurrection is just low-hanging fruit. This movie is so OTT insane that it should give the crew a lot to chew on. Though I do predict June will describe many of the events in this film as 'so upsetting'.

I have a sneaking suspicion that April makes him go to Morrissey.

IT IS HAPPENING YOU GUYS. LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR

Also, I accept no responsibility for that damn Silver Shamrock song earworming its way into your head.

I agree that it's great in a super bonkers way - I mean, how it could it not be with androids, magic pieces of Stonehenge and exploding Halloween masks? - but I have to give some side eye to the idea that this movie contains 'great acting'.

Also Paul is right as I am not, in fact, a geologist.

IIRC, the original Halloween is a movie in the universe of Halloween 3 (there's a commercial for it in the movie), so this is like some kind of crazy alternate universe.

I'm just so damn happy

I can't even get the voting site to load (at least not since the site makeover).

If it's Halloween 3 I will probably die right after listening because all of my dreams will have come true and I will no longer have anything to look forward to in my sad, pathetic life.

If I were to guess I'd say it's probably because of the site issues and not a regular thing.

If I had looked into the rear view, I probably would have seen Billy Barty cooking meth.

Gravity was great, though I could never watch it again. I almost threw up when I left the theater. Too much spinning for this fella...

Seriously, this bit almost made me swerve into the median driving home. I laughed so hard I saw stars.

Since we're wildly speculating, I choose to believe Kulap has been replaced with a robot, which is the real explanation for her haircut.

I believe Joven has vindicated me! Plus you have to remember this was PG-13. You get one fuck, maaaaybe two, but never three.

True, but maybe that 2nd opinions lady is much like the MPAA and only cares about dirty dirty sex. Violence is a-okay!

It happens to the best of us. Also to killer gorillas.

It seems somewhat fitting that he used someone with no climate science background to advise him on climate science. I mean, it would have been one thing if he'd asked say, Freeman Dyson (who had reservations about certain aspects of global warming science but is also a frickin genius). Nope, let's ask that Jurassic Park guy, he seems to know a thing or two.

The '3rd expedition' is the plane they see on fire and later discover crashed in the jungle (it's where they get the hot air balloon from).

Some diamonds are found alluvially, but many are also mined much like any other mineral (usually by open-pit mining). And volcanoes are the most common source of diamonds, so they did at least have that idea right. Though I doubt you'd ever find diamonds the size of the ones Tim Curry was scooping up alluvially. Those things looked to be like 3000 carats.

Joey Pants says it, but Ernie Hudson & Tim Curry say 'you filthy' not 'you fucking'.

It's not an episode of Comedy Womp Ray without incest.