Short version.
I've also got a Thanksgiving-related song over in the Jukebox Jury graveyard that isn't about body parts or the ironic loving of something gross: (Grateful)
2nd submission for my Thanksgiving-related comedy song. I like to think it's a legit comedy song, so it might not have any place on Jukebox Jury, but here's giving it another shot!
Hugs, Eric S. Donaldson