MeltingEagle

This movie has an all star cast, a premise including a legless man that rides a mechanical taranchula, Selma Hayek's boobs, and a 21% on the Tomato Meter. I tried to add all of the things about this movie that are ridiculous in the first sentence, but it's nearly impossible to mention all of the off time-period behaviors as well as terrible graphics, stunts, and cross dressing men. Please Paul, Jason and June, Bless the internet with what you think of Wild Wild West (1999)