I was looking over the local prostitute listings for my "solodex" and found one that looks a lot like Kulap.
Being a big fan of "Who Charted," and respecting Kulap's marriage, I realized that this would be as close as I'm going to get to bumping nasties with my favorite Laotian Celebrity.
So, I paid the shady lady $200 to let me kall her Kulap while she rode me reverse cowgirl.
Opinions?
PS: here's the link, if you want to see her: http://greensboro.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/miley-asian-hottie-new-in-gso-24/5014960