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Andrew Ti and special guest Dan Ahdoot of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ finish the week off by discussing whether saying a cotton field looks beautiful is racist. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Tom Scharpling of The Best Show finally returns to Comedy Bang! Bang! to join Scott in a chat about funny performers who get muscular, which kind of montage they would like to live their life in, and whether or not dogs have morality. Then, professional golfer John Daly arrives to tell us all about going head to head against fellow golfer Adam Scott in The Adult Swim Golf Classic, Mel Gibson inventing golf, and what we can expect from the new album he's working on with Diplo. Grip It and Rip It!

Welcome to the very first and possibly only episode of I'm Sorry I've Been Catfishing You with your host Kim Plenge (Claudia O'Doherty). In this very special episode, Kim welcomes Susie Wainwright, a baker from Santa Barbara who she had been catfishing ever since they met on a cheese forum on the internet. Later, Traci Reardon stops by to help ease the Susie's pain and offer her Twitter followers advice on all their catfishing questions during "Help Me, Rhonda."

Ronna and Beverly are joined by the accomplished, young, and adorable Paul W. Downs to chat about Broad City, writing with his life partner Lucia Aniello, his episode of Netflix's The Characters, and playing Ilana Glazer's identical cousin in a Comedy Central 4/20 special entitled "Time Traveling Bong."

Recorded LIVE at SubCulture in New York, Wyatt Cenac joins us as we dive into the futuristic world of Demolition Man! We discuss the frozen Sylvester Stallone cube, the slang of the future, the possibility that Wesley Snipes improvised every one of his lines, Denis Leary’s rant, and seashell wiping. Get ready for some spot on Stallone/Snipes impressions!

The Mysterious Secrets Of Uncle Bertie's Botanarium is an epic, richly sound-designed comedy adventure, created by a truly unique trio of writer/director Duncan Sarkies, musician Lawrence Arabia, and artist Stephen Templer. This Howl Original 12-part mini-series stars Jemaine Clement (Flight Of The Conchords) and an ensemble of creative friends from Wellington, New Zealand. Travel back to 1768, when the Fortitude sailed from the famous port of Damprot, the Jewel of the Gravy Isles. The ship, commandeered by Lord Joseph Banks--nephew of the infamous botanist Bertie Banks--was on a mission to find a plant known to be the very source of pleasure in the world: Heaven's Clover. This is the tale of that fateful journey. To hear the rest of the story, told week-by-week, sign up for Howl Premium today. Use the promo code BERTIE at Howl.fm, and get your first month free.

21 and 22 Jump Street directors Phil Lord & Chris Miller join Scott & intern Gino Lambardo for special emergency bonus episode of Comedy Bing Bong! We’ll get into Lord & Miller’s career from Clone High to The Lego Movie, find out how a sequel to 21 Jump Street came to be, and hear a xclusy on their new project. Later, Scott’s new personal trainer R.J. Rise runs into the studio to give everyone tips on how to get some monster muscles. Plus, everyone shines in a game of Riddle Me This!

On this special BONUS episode of The Cracked Podcast, we've got no mind-blowing views on social anthropology or insane fan-theories about how many Martys died for 'Back to the Future' to make sense. Instead of dissecting the movies this week, we thought we should go straight to the source and talk to directors themselves about how their films are inspired and made. Recorded in Austin, Jack O'Brien sits down with three filmmakers for intimate conversations about their respective SXSW premiere films. First, Jack musters up the courage to talk to one of his favorite directors, Jeff Nichols, about the Southern and Speilbergian influences in his new sci-fi film 'Midnight Special'. Jack is then joined by writer/director/actor Linas Phillips for a wide-ranging conversation about his film 'Rainbow Time', and how it truthfully depicts the mentally challenged, family, and sex. Finally, Jack, along with Cracked's Soren Bowie and Daniel O'Brien, sit down for a hilarious conversation with comedian/writer Henry Phillips about his movie 'And Punching the Clown' and how it farcically weaves together elements of his stand-up, his music and his real life. Buy tickets to our next live episode taping this Saturday, April 9th at 7pm at the UCB Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles: https://goo.gl/VeEDmF

Screenwriters Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski have a terrific skill writing movies about real people in their films Ed Wood, Man on the Moon, and Big Eyes—not to mention The People vs. O.J.. They join Leonard this week to discuss how they went from writing Problem Child to biopics, adding their own life experience into their writing, and why their Robert Ripley & Marx Brothers projects never got made. Plus, they recommend some underrated films that have influenced them.

This week I meet a dungeon guard named Chad. Seems nice! Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Chad: David Pasquesi Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Tricia: Kate James Kern: Spencer Ham Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Chris Rathjen Theme Music: Andy Poland

On the podcast debut of Hard Nation, Mark and Pete interview Democratic front runner Hillary Clinton (Nicole Byer), who reveals her favorite Chipotle order and what type of Animorph she is. Plus: a phone call from lovelorn Bernie supporter Tamya Harding (Jessica McKenna)!

Dan Ahdoot of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and Andrew to talk about holocaust jokes. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Do superheroes and supervillains exist in the real world, and what order of magnitude would it take to reach that level? James may be skeptical that anyone could be called 'world saving', but Stephen's nominations of individuals who have solved 'billion person problems' might just change his mind. Also, if we count the construct of God as a person, would it be the most saving or the most destroying entity throughout human history?

Harris Wittels & Scott Aukerman are back to take a journey through Phish’s latest album “Fuego” with the help of special guest Mike Hanford of The Birthday Boys. What is Mike’s history with Phish? Will Scott’s opinion of Phish change? Who is the chillest? Tune in to find out!

@QOD Twitter follower @BradyWood15 sent the team a question about giving and receiving criticism. Can James, Stephen, and guest host Manoush handle taking each other’s heat while working out the best techniques to do so?

The question "Who is the Poorest Person on Earth" starts our hosts on a conversation examining different types of wealth, earning potential, and the power of 'no'.

Welcome back to the world famous Tom Leykis Radio Program, the only show for men to learn how to treat women, hosted by your favorite radio legend Tom Leykis (James Adomian)! Joining Tom on the phone line for Flash Friday is caller Pamela from Big Bear who has a real problem with Tom’s show, especially Leykis 101. Finally, Tom brings in Traci Reardon into the studio to offer advice on sexting at funerals and more to her Twitter followers in her special segment “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.

Neil Casey, Pam Murphy and Matt Besser explore the police investigation of Jack and the Beanstalk. An ocean thermometer barker tries to move up in the world and a grandpa tells incredibly long jokes to an impatient teenager. On a trip abroad, a couple argues with the hotel concierge about flushing their toilet paper. Sign up for Seeso.com to watch Besser’s stand-up special “Besser Breaks the Record” and “The UCB Show,” which were filmed live in UCBLA.

Are all facts false? On today's show, James tries to convince Stephen that time and again, known truths including the hard sciences are revised, expanded upon, or disproved, though they are still considered the absolute truth at the time. Also, what does Stephen's hometown have to do with the American Revolutionary War?

Dan Ahdoot of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ and Andrew to talk about pedestrian race humor. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

House of Pies star Ben Schwartz aka Benny Schwaz is here to share his new year’s resolutions on another edition of Comedy Bing Bang Theory! After some wonderful duets, Coco Marx (Groucho Marx’s grandson) returns to tell us about his past in the celebrity sex tape biz, some of his new jokes, and his new office prank show. Then, the guys play the first Would You Rather of 2014! The End.

Screenwriter Blaise Hemingway joins Jensen and Matty to talk about getting really close to playing Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars, getting up OFF taking photographs, mourning celebrities like they are a beloved family member, the Everything Wrong With Blank Movie in 10 Minutes YouTube videos, elitist coffees, done giving praise in one season, and how we were dead wrong about competition, Snapchat, and Justin Bieber's "Purpose".

Scott Aukerman joins Kulap and Howard LIVE at SXSW for a special Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ edition of Who Charted. They break down the top 5 songs on iTunes and discuss if Kulap would ever take Scott's last name. Paul F. Tompkins stops by during the movies chart and debates with Howard about the art of a lightsaber duel. Later, Howard performs "Gu Cruise!" with Kulap!

The Real TS Madison is a massive Vine star and avid businesswoman. She joins Deanna & Emily to take some calls, take us through her journey of discovering Vine, share some blowjob tips, and teaches us what it means to be a Good Judy.