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Howard and Kulap welcome to the show Iliza Schlesinger, who helps describe life on a cruise, the importance of working out, and why the Irish can’t be in the sun. Then, in a special “Ultimate EDM Chart” Howard explains what the perfect tune would be for those times when you’re in a dressing room, doing a fitting, designing a costume for Sam Smith. Also, during the movie chart, Iliza helps explain what kind of guy every woman is secretly hoping for, mostly one that isn’t trying kill your whole family. Additionally, Iliza helps the crew assess the business profiles of each of the Shark Tank judges, as well as why the audition process for American Idol is still worth watching. Lastly, Iliza fields questions from Chartists, wherein, she inadvertently defends Howard’s month long defense of the ocean.

Jimmy Wong & Andrew talk about whether Islamophobia is racist or not. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Here's the easiest experiment in the world. Go to YouTube. Click on ANY video. Scroll to the comments. How long did it take you to find a comment that was the most horrible and vile combination of words you've ever seen? If it took longer than 2 seconds, you really weren't trying hard enough. Internet commenters! Trolls! Gross men's rights groups! Your weird aunt on Facebook who doesn't think the moon landing happened! You don't know a single one of these people in real life (other than your aunt) but they seem to make up 75% of the population whenever you go onto the internet. How does that happen? What has made the internet, the ultimate technology to make speech truly free, into this school-yard full of bullies and uninformed people shouting into empty rooms? This week on the podcast, Cracked editor-in-chief Jack O'Brien is joined by editors Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) and Tom Reimann to try and answer these questions. They theorize on why the loudest people on the internet are so over-represented, and how the un-moderated nature of the internet and social media might be limiting free speech more than we even realize.

After yet another successful year, Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) returns for another edition of The Wahlberg Solution! Recorded LIVE at the new UCB-Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, Mark Wahlberg welcomes his very famous friends Owen Wilson (Melissa Villasenor), Anne Hathaway (Madeline Walter), Michael Caine (Kenny Stevenson), and Andy Peters to discuss their New Year’s resolutions, Bill Cosby, The Interview, Bono’s bike accident and many more important things.

Ben Schwartz and Horatio share stories of working and playing in New York City and for some reason decide to call Samm Levine. This episode features the debut of The Hooray Line! Prior to Christmas, Horatio and Chad posted a phone number for people to call in and leave a message with their own version of Horatio's Christmas song. On New Years Eve, we tweeted out the number and had people call in and be a part of the show. Chad mixed it all together and the result is Episode 3: "T.F.E.V.S.S.F.C.E." for short. J.J. Abrams still has not returned our calls. He's "busy".

Actor and musician Jimmy Wong joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about the YouTube comment wasteland and stereotyping college students. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Andy Daly, Pamela Murphy, and Joel Spence teach us about manners and the proper way to introduce yourself on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! You’ll also hear as they participate in Bring Your Dad In Day, confront a grandfather who loves Gunsmoke, and decide what will the new Hollywood sign look like. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Ron Funches, Mookie Blaiklock, Ben Siemon, and Joel Spence share what in The National Enquirer frightens them the most on today’s improv4humans! Read your copy of the Juggalo Times some other time and instead pour yourself a nice glass of milk as you tune in to the greatest podcast in the universe! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual at http://ucbstore.com/books/the-upright-citizens-brigade-comedy-improvisation-manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Dan Lippert, Drew Tarver, Ryan Rosenberg, and Jon Mackey are all best buds and together perform all around LA as the sketch group Big Grande. Today they join Matt Besser for a special improv5humans complete with pirate speakers, passionate waltzers, and a guy who lives in a mall. Plus, everyone shares their best Shaq story during Crap On YouTube. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com! LA: Come see improv4humans LIVE at the UCB-Sunset on Tuesday February 3rd at 8:30pm. Go to www.ucbtheatre.com for tickets!

Hey there and welcome to another edition of Life’s Miracles with your host Allen Carp (Allen Loeb)! Today Allen’s guest is a mother, daughter, and spiritual guide Dr. Marianne Kind. Allen & Dr. Marianne talk about her psychic journey as a child, her book “Back To Life, Better Than Ever,” which chronicles her near death experience, and to do a special tarot card reading. Later, Traci Reardon strolls on through to offer advice to Twitter followers on how to respond to someone who says “I Love You” and much more in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

i dont know about any of you but i had a good chuckle at the episode number alone

Closing up shop with Jon Hamm.

This week, Howard and Kulap pick up where they left off, with weather space or ocean is more interesting, as well as how this topic affected Howard’s confidence around women. Then, Howard and Kulap chart new waters by exposing Chartist’s to Lil Wayne’s new solo ventures and Howard takes a moment to acknowledge the power that Who Charted has had on the entertainment industry. Additionally, the gang weighs in on the Super Bowl and prop bets that include; how many costumes Katy Perry will go through in her half time performance, what kind of chemistry she will have with Lenny Kravitz, and which guest Artists will make an appearance. Later, Kulap helps Chartists understand the proper precautions that are needed in order to plan the perfect Bachelorette party. Lastly, as is expected, Howard makes one final argument for why the ocean should be more popular than Space.

In this week’s episode, the Sklars kick off the show with deliberation over the rampant steroid use that has surfaced in the puppy bowl, as well as the mysteries of the golf world, mostly just what Tiger Woods is wearing and Robert Allenby’s relationship to outer space. Also, Randy and Jason debate weather or not fifty-two million dollars is enough money to stop your street gambling. Then, the Sklars welcome to the show, actor, writer, musician, comedian, and die hard Seattle Seahawks fan, Nick Thune. Nick helps Randy and Jason talk about the times they cry the most, as well as what kind of crazy sports ritual’s he’s been known to have in his life, and a snapshot of what we can look forward to in his upcoming comedy special. Later, the Sklars cover headlines that include “Deflate Gate” and the WWE hall of fame. Lastly, Steven Seagal calls in to talk about his upcoming Super Bowl gig and what kind of civil arrests he’s made recently.

In this special "music" episode of Sklarbro, Randy and Jason welcome to the show Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and first time guest J. Logic, who breaks down life as an MC in LA in the 90's. But first, the crew goes around and samples songs that came to them in 2014, and in doing so, they wax poetically over the evolution of music and what it takes to transcend a demographic. Also, our crew defines what you have to do to get church girls naked and what a very dirty, adult, no kids allowed song is. Lastly, we find the most sure fire way to hang out with Matt Sharp of Weezer.

Comedian extraordinaire Patton Oswalt is back to tell us all about his new book Silver Screen Fiend which goes into his classic film obsession of the late 90s on today’s Comedy Bing Bong! Patton & Scott talk about the time they improvised a live stage reading of The Day the Clown Cried before a young British schoolboy by the name of Benjamin Susix III wanders into the studio. As they try to figure out why Benjamin is here, soon to be high school graduate Trabitha Tarteen joins Scott & Patton to share which secret superlatives she has been given.

Professional humorist Paul F. Tompkins returns fresh off the CBB LIVE tour to count down some charts y’all! While counting down Billboard’s Alternative Songs Chart, Paul describes the one thing he would put on his backstage rider, tells us about his Jaws suit, and finally confronts Howard on his absence from the Phish concert. Captain Phillips also makes an appearance during the Movie Chart and we find out what Paul’s best Halloween costumes have been as he answers some Twitter Qs!

Howard and Kulap kick off the episode with How To Act: a detailed analysis on how to not disturb the vista of others. The crew then welcomes Origin Story Donor and loyal Chartist, Randy Denton. During a special chart of Top Country Downloads, Randy gives a quick lesson on the economics of Banking in America and what makes San Antonio unique. As they count down the week’s top movies, Howard shares his multiple attempts at watching Birdman, which he actually sorta likes. Lastly, in a special edition of The Tweet Chart, Howard gives all Chartists a lesson on how to ask questions.

This week on Sklarbro, Randy and Jason give commentary on an Assassin that has jeopardized the life of one of America’s favorite Nascar drivers, as well as why you should never bet against your home team. Then, the Sklars welcome to the show Russell Peters, famed comedian who’s selling out stadiums all around the world. Russell shares details about tailoring your performance to specific cultures and what it’s like working and shopping with Manny Pacquiao. Later, the Sklars cover sports headlines that include; porn stars who recruit for college football and the disadvantages of breastfeeding in a casino. Lastly, Mark Wahlberg calls in to share his new year’s resolutions.

Andrew Ti and special guest Megan Rosati finish the week off by discussing the Korean BBQ sauce “We Rub You.” As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Part 2 of David's discussion with blastronaut Juan Montoya from Kyoto, Japan.

Megan Rosati & Andrew talk about a neighborhood conference for racism that occurred in Holland, Michigan. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Howard and Kulap kick off this week’s episode of Who Charted by establishing where it is that Kulap is from, why Howard’s twitter has been set on fire, and a debate over Space and Sea. Then, Howard and Kulap welcome to the show Maria Blasucci and Amanda Lund, who discuss how they became trailblazers in the world of Los Angeles Recreational Basketball. Also, Amanda reveals a personal encounter between her and Adam Levine and Howard explains how long comedy has been around for, easily ten years. Additionally, Maria explains the parallels between Bradley Cooper and Kevin Hart, and how she enjoys them both. Lastly, Amanda and Maria field questions from Chartists, wherein, they explain how The Pistol Shrimps keep the haters off their back.

Megan Rosati & Andrew talk about whether saying former Mayor Rudy Giuliani fixed New York City is racist or not. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

This week, Randy and Jason kick off the show with some music history that includes; how long it took The Beatles to notice that Ringo had quit the band and the absolute beauty that ignited a George Harrison and Eric Clapton guitar battle. Then, the Sklars are joined by comedian Dan St. Germain, who helps give a recap of this past weekend’s Royal Rumble and what kind of mental stability Vince McMahon might currently be working with. Later, Dan Van Kirk covers news headlines from around the world that include; a father who brings his child on a robbery, people who cannot handle The Game Of Life, and a cop who just wants to find someone sober enough to talk to. Lastly, D.R. Tuttle calls in to share helpful tips on how to throw a perfect Super Bowl Party.