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This week, longtime friend Greg Warren sits in with the Slayer Brothers as they catch up with what's been going on in the weird world, especially in Florida. King of Chili's Daniel Van Kirk takes everyone through toddler's stuck in machines, cops who don't appreciate wet willies, and some K-She classics.

After decades of using his knowledge to only benefit himself, Mark Wahlberg (Daniel Van Kirk) has teamed up with other celebrities and famous friends for “The Wahlberg Solution!" a round-table discussion of current news and events that will sort out the world's problems as only A-List celebrities can. Recorded LIVE at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles, Mark is joined by special guests John Malkovich (Paul Welsh), Anne Hathaway (Madeline Walter), Michael Caine (Kenny Stevenson), and Hilary Clinton (Emily Maya Mills). So hurry up and listen because you might learn something. Looking at you Donnie.

Chasing beauty with Ellis Paul.

On today’s episode, Andrew, Jamie Kilstein, and John Frusciante talk about Ebola related Halloween decorations. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Things get weird fast as Kumail Nanjiani returns and Paul Giamatti bursts through the studio to confess all the experiments he’s gone through while shooting his films. Kumail then tells us what we can expect on his upcoming Comedy Central one-hour special “Beta Male,” explains what’s the first thing he’s ever observed, and re-enacts the process of how the stand-up comedy series “The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail” got picked up. Suddenly, Jesse “The Body, The Mind, The Soul” Ventura appears to grant wishes and make a special proposition to Kumail.

After last week’s cliff hanger, it’s time for Adam Scott Aukerman to really dig into U2′s influential seventh studio album Achtung Baby. They’ll cover everything from their different reactions to the album when it was released to the Berlin sessions to Scott’s shocking opinion of this record to U2 almost splitting up during the songwriting process. Plus, Adam tells us what he thinks about the villains in Harry Potter and signs a very important contract.

In Episode 1 of Season 4, Michael and Michael are back in the saddle as they recap and rehash this year’s Topicon. Their conversation covers everything from the long lasting friendships to all the study groups that attended from almost 30 different countries to the major announcements for next year’s Topicon. “Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon.

Jamie Kilstein, John Frusciante & Andrew talk about white people being the race police. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

'Historical fiction' is almost always more of the latter than the former: so much history just doesn't look very interesting onscreen. But our passion for only the screen-friendly bits of the past means we often wind up with a much more boring and less accurate mental image of historic events. Any WWII film set in Germany paints all the people as part of a hive mind set on world domination. But what if we told you the National Socialist Party never won a single election with more than 42% of the vote? The real Nazi party was much smaller than we tend to remember -- but it was also way crazier. From Hitler’s nerdy obsession with fantasy books to Himmler's attempts to resurrect the dead, the Third Reich was much LARP-ier than you've been lead to expect. This week, Jack O'Brien, Soren Bowie, Michael Swaim, Robert Evans and JF Sargent talk about the flip sides to well-known historic moments that Hollywood left out. We'll also talk about 'Little House on the Prairie', the TV show and set of children books about a little family that could out on the American frontier. The one thing Laura Ingalls Wilder left out is that her next door neighbors at the time were a family of crazed cannibal serial killers.

The guys begin with another installment of The Right Stuff, where they explain the four types of conflict in detail. Then ILIZA SHLESINGER appears to talk funny business cards, explore a career in ventriloquy, and answer Popcorn Gallery questions about being a Jewish comedian and her ten catchphrases.

Jamie Kilstein, John Frusciante & Andrew talk all about Oompa Loompas. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Tim Meadows, Matt Walsh, and Peter Hulne show us what the first encounter between Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky was really like on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser! They’ll also execute a poolside porn shoot, establish fight rules, and follow the life of a father with the IQ of a corpse. Plus, they’ll travel to Australia in order to gather ideas for more episodes of Cosmos. Be sure to watch many of the stars of improv4humans on the new Hulu series Hotwives of Orlando. This is some funny shit and it’s all available now on Hulu Plus. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Welp, it appears that Scott’s car broke down once again outside a spoOoOoky house on 1122 Boogie Woogie Avenue which can only mean one thing. Rot Awfulman has again stumbled upon the Werewolf Studios and is in the presence of the ghoulish Beuford and Messmore le Barron, the innkeepers of Suicide House! Scott must choose the way he will die but not before Ghost Boy re-appears to frighten the only way a young ghost boy can. But wait, a knock on the door reveals Leo Carpazzi and his granddaughter Scaroline who debut a new song by the name of Spooky Orgy. Will Scott meet his end? WIll Leo’s new song have anything to do with his previous song Monster Fuck or Monster Fuck Pt. 2? Who will prevail in the terrifying Freestyle Battle? You’ll have to listen to Comedy Fang Fang to find out!

Jamie Kilstein and John Frusciante of Citizen Radio join Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about meditating to Eastern electronic music. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Robbie Pickering & Andrew talk about if it’s racist to dress as Humpty Hump for Halloween. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Ray Romano & Mike Royce have been good friends and have worked together for many years on Everybody Loves Raymond & Men of a Certain Age. Today they join the Sklar Brothers to talk about their old stand-up bits, what lead them to start doing stand-up, Ray’s old sketch group, Mike’s first writing gig for Randy & Jason’s show Apartment 2F, their thoughts on their children wanting to do stand-up, and much more. Plus, after a round of Quick Hits, Oscar award winner Matthew McConaughey is back in the studio to speak on his Lincoln spots and the inspiring Texas Longhorns speech he gave.

so many houses in my neighborhood have been zapped by the other worldly powers to become DEMON HOUSES tonight i will hear the shrieks of all the demon children making tricks for treats and i will be in my bathroom with the door locked sobbing in the shower HELL ON EARTH IS OCTOBER 31st

With one red giant out of the way, the gang still has another giant red dude to deal with and he’s pissed.

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He's a mega talented improvisor and actor - we especially adore him on Drunk History - the charming CRAIG CACKOWSKI is here to discuss overcast dreams, why he's rockin' an Ultima, his thoughts on foreign exchange students and what it was like being in the presence of the lady herself, Oprah! Enjoy!

Andrew Ti and special guest Robbie Pickering finish the week off by discussing if there’s such a thing known as a “black accent.” As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Cracked Editor in Chief and fellow podcaster Jack O’Brien makes his way to the County! Jack talks to the guys about how his love of podcasts lead to him starting the Cracked podcast here on Earwolf, his theory about Florida, and why the Real Housewives has more value than playing Candy Crush. Daniel Van Kirk brings us crazy stories today which include a Florida teenager who was caught masturbating with a stuffed animal in a Walmart, a Chili’s cook in Florida was fired after posting pictures of himself shirtless in the kitchen, and a funeral home in Michigan that lets you pay your final respects via a drive thru. Later, we hear from our good buddy Steven Seagal who happens to be at the happiest place on Earth. Make sure to stream The Sklar Brothers’ one hour special “What Are We Talking About” right this very minute on Netflix, don’t forget to buy the Sklars’ album available on iTunes today, and check out when the Sklars are coming to your city at www.supersklars.com!

Professional writer, TV personality and podcaster Alison Rosen is Howard & Kulap’s new best friend on this week’s BOO CHARTED! Scary mice, horse shampoo, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller are all brought up during the TOP 5 LEAST KNOWN HALLOWEEN SONGS MUSIC CHART. We’ll find out what really frightens Alison and her shocking truth about Jaws during the TOP 5 SCARIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME CHART. Plus, Alison shares what her best last minute costume is as well as what her favorite Halloween costume was as a kid as she answers your questions during the TWEET CHART! Don’t forget to pick up ‘Summah This, Summah That’ at http://howardkremer.bandcamp.com/album/summah-this-summah-that and head to http://teespring.com/gucruiseshirt to pick up your very own Gu Cruise T-shirt.

On today’s episode, Andrew and Robbie Pickering talk about Larry Wilde’s Complete Book of Ethnic Humor. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

calling it now, maybe the best (halloween) freestyle rap goes to leo