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Kathryn Borel & Andrew talk about a caller’s issue with Andrew’s examples of why religion is racist. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Join Kevin as he sits down with actor Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite, Blades of Glory) as they discuss Jon’s early passion to make movies lead to his career. Jon chats about having to be interviewed in character for a brief stint, meeting Will Ferrell for the first time on an ice rink, and the fact that a bronze statue of him exists is ridiculous.

Kathryn Borel & Andrew read an email which leads them to discuss swastikas on books about Nazis. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Detroit born and Brooklyn based comedian Nate Fridson returns to join the boys for some good ol’ fashioned fun on today’s Sklarbro County! Nate tells us all about his new stand-up album “Best Guy So Far” as well as embraces the weirdness that Daniel Van Kirk brings with a recap of Mancation. Plus, Daniel has some crazy stories which include a Brazilian woman searching for her long lost mother discovers she is married to her brother, a Oklahoma teacher who was fired on her first day for being drunk and indecent, and two women who attacked each other with the taxidermied head of an antlered deer. Then, our good buddy Mark Wahlberg stops by the studio to talk about his roles in Guardians of the Galaxy and tells us about his UCB-LA show The Wahlberg Situation which will be released as a podcast on Earwolf. Go buy Nate’s new stand-up album “Best Guy So Far” over at http://astrecords.bigcartel.com/product/best-guy-so-far-cd! Also, if you’re in Los Angeles, come watch The Wahlberg Solution LIVE at UCB-LA on Thursday, August 21st at 7pm. Go to www.ucbtheatre.com for tickets! Make sure to stream The Sklar Brothers’ one hour special “What Are We Talking About” right this very minute on Netflix and don’t forget to buy the Sklars’ album available on iTunes today! Check out when the Sklars will be coming to your city over at www.supersklars.com!

Andrew Ti and special guest Christian Lander finish the week off by discussing a caller’s friend who has randomly begun claiming herself to be Latina as a white woman. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Hilarious writer and editor for The Believer, Kathyrn Borel joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about Canada, the new Country radio station, and Southern Rap music. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Why do we listen to self-help gurus? It's not because they're all so much better at living than we are -- it's because we want to believe the path to success starts by asking "how" rather than just nutting up and starting. On today's podcast, Cracked editors Jack O'Brien and Jason Pargin discuss the myths we build around self-improvement. Diets focus on cutting carbs or sugar or fat, while all that really matters is being willing to sacrifice the part of yourself that loves eating to build a new person who loves being skinny. The method doesn't matter as much as the resolve to start doing something. Some cultures have no future tense in their languages. You'd think that might be a handicap, but people who use languages like English, with a future tense, are more likely to be obese slackers who wind up in debt. It seems insane, but the weird fact is our brains perceive future-us as a different person than now-us. That's why you'll eat a whole carton of ice cream at midnight, because obesity and diabetes aren't YOUR problem. They're some future asshole's problem, and screw that guy. See? Our brains are programmed to betray us. And media that shows off the absurd lifestyles of the wealthy and famous don't help matters. Rather than focusing on our actual options and the paths to success that are really open to us, we look at Kim Kardashian and secretly set 'born into wealth and celebrity' as our unstated, unachievable life goal. But if you throw on your headphones and click play above, we'll teach you how to fight back.

Comedian and icon, Andy Dick, joins the Sklars on this week's incredibly interesting episode of Sklarbro Country. Tune in to hear the Sklars explain why the NBA hates Drake and hear Andy Dick talk about having filet mignon with Travolta, studying with improv guru Del Close, and waking up lying down in the middle of a parking lot. Plus, the guys pay their respects to all their late great friends, most notably, Robin Williams, and Steven Seagal gives the Sklars a call.

Playing the game with Ben Schwartz.

On this week's Two Charted a sexual admission is made, a victory is celebrated, and Howard describes his most recent encounter with puddles. Plus, Kulap talks about the overwhelming support for her compelling new documentary trailer, and Howard explains the trouble with Uber drivers. Tune in! There may or may not be a new chart theme.

This week the gang & special guest Steve Agee discusses the etiquette of cosplay, the chivalry of Henry Rollins, and runs afoul of car sized fish & multiple Chuck Mangione attacks.

He's a hysterical actor and comedian from basically everything on TV but most recently the Emmy nominated Disney's Dog With A Blog - REGAN BURNS came on and discussed his near death experience with a sea kayak, what went wrong at his wedding that involved an emergency room visit, why Katy Perry is taking up a lot of space in his musical life right now and lastly, what it was like being on stage with OPRAH mothafuckin' WINFREY!

Retiring early with Maria Bamford.

On today’s episode, Andrew and Christian Lander talk about Ebola and whether the word “bushmeat” is racist. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

She's a hilarious and talented actress and writer as well as the incomparable Ronna from Ronna & Beverly - JESSICA CHAFFIN is here to discuss her biggest fear, why Paris when you're hopped up on cold meds is sometimes a good thing, and how Liz Smith Pilates WILL help you shoot a ping pong ball across the room if that's what you're working towards. Enjoy!

The stars of The Meltdown with Jonah & Kumail, the titular Jonah Ray & Kumail Nanjiani return to ring in the new hundo on today’s Comedy Bing Bong Theory! After a delightful chat about jazz, their favorite skits, and waterproof books, Victor Diamond & his manager Tiny are back to talk about the aftermath from their last CBB appearance & Victor’s new podcast. Plus, the guys play the first Riddle Me This in celebration of the new hundo!

Christian Lander & Andrew discuss “Normcore.” Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Brett Brett is back with your hosts, KuKu and Howt-of-it, and their special guest Roman Sklar, on this week's Two Charted! Tune in to hear Howard talk about bonding with Ben Stiller at the Meltdown, the possibility of making music video for 'Gu-Cruise', and how Weird Al is his 'Delilah'. Plus, Kulap talks about entertaining in her new home for the first time, getting her musical fix on, and last weekend's incredible Netflixapalooza. When you're done listening to this episode, please pray for Howard's internet so he doesn't have to call Oliver from Linksys again. We thank you for your service! Don't forget to swim over to howardkremer.bandcamp.com and pick up your copy of 'Summah This, Summah That' to enjoy the only important season, Summah!

We've got Kumail Nanjiani counting charts with your WieWie and Nntasha for another great episode of Who Charted?! On this week's Who Charted? we'll learn how Kumail votes in the Girls vs. Music debate, why you should skip having kids, and just have grandkids, and what it was like working on the new HBO show Silicon Valley. Plus Kumail talks video games and the crew has a very real and scary talk about Global Warming (move inland and learn how to use a knife). Don't forget to tweet in if you've got a boat for Natasha to ride!

Join Kevin as he sits down with sketch player turned actor Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live, The Skeleton Twins) as they discuss his beginning PA distress blooming into an on camera career. Bill chats about the evolution of the Friars Club Roasts, the humor behind smart people dealing with crazy people, and how he was fired for spoiling Titanic for a sorority.

The hilarious Christian Lander & Andrew talk about a text Andrew received which leads them to discuss reverse racism. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

On this week's Two Charted, Howard and KuLobster break down this past weekend's Summahfest, pinpoint one of Los Angeles' biggest perps: noise, and talk about being eye-level with a doggy poop bag. Plus, HowHow talks about 'Silverfest', and debuts his new segment "HOW to Act". Tune in to this episode to hear more about the INCREDIBLE perks for Kulap's indie-go-go campaign! By the way, Howard's mother got a tablet. Don’t forget to swim over to howardkremer.bandcamp.com and pick up your copy of ‘Summah This, Summah That’ to enjoy the only important season, Summah!

After the open mic brawl ended in death, Dag, Houg, Lyra, and Winter make their escape. Will they lose the angry mob or will they be tracked down by the mysterious young kid & his dog? Tune in to find out!

Ever wonder if your garbageman is secretly judging you for your trash? Or, whether that trucker passing by can see you and your spouse fiddling with each other's dangly-bits? The answer to both of those terrible questions is, "yes." Cracked's spent the last year-and-change talking to people with jobs you never see in the movies, or read about in the paper. Ever wonder what life's like for a SeaWorld trainer? Or, the lady who plays Snow White at Disney World? The answer to both is, "drenched in sweat and surrounded by aggressively drunk people." On today's podcast, Cracked editors Jack O'Brien, Dan O'Brien and Robert Evans talk about the unsung heroes of our world: the bold men and women selling camouflaged drugs to people in jerk-off booths or having sex on camera for your amusement. Curious about life surrounding knife-wielding prisoners? We've got the wild stories of a former prison guard. Want to know if our future drone operators will be watching you have sex? They will! And, we'll tell you why. For these horrible truths and so, so many more, throw on your headphones and click play above.