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As the battle with the reptilian creature continues, it blindly attacks the dwarf guide Trondoor. Will our heroes be able to save him before he gets devoured? Tune in to find out and have a happy new year!

Hey, did you know a group of America's wealthiest business owners once tried to lead a military coup against the President? It sounds like something a lunatic would shout at you from a bus stop, but it actually happened while FDR was President. And did you hear about the time the U.S. Air Force bombed San Francisco with viruses just to see what would happen? Or the time when our government poisoned 10,000 Americans to death with tainted liquor? And of course there's the time the Church of Scientology pulled off the largest intelligence breach in American history. It's easy to listen to the ranting of 9/11 truthers or watch insane videos about the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 disappearance and dismiss all conspiracy theories as pure strain crazy. But conspiracies happen -- and on today's podcast, Cracked editors Jack O'Brien, Soren Bowie and Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) try to sort out the difference between the crazy ones and the crazy real ones. Throw on your headphones and click play above.

It’s time for another b-b-b-bonus episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! recorded live at the South by Southwest Festival! Featuring co-host/intern Gino Lambardo and one of America’s favorite comedians Matt Braunger. But that’s not all, Scott’s childhood friend Hooch the Mooch drops by to take anything he can including a game of Would You Rather. Hurry and listen before Hooch takes this episode away!

Actress/performer Katrina Kemp joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about the strong lack of diversity in the film Her. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Katrina Kemp & Andrew talk about white girls taking pictures of themselves with mud masks on and posting them on Tinder. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Join Howard and Stard for a special retrospective episode of Two Charted, the last podcast ever recorded at the second location of the Earwolf Studios. After a great cold open where Howard and Stard take it to the streets to break down what the Earwolf host goes through every week, the Kulap-less crew talk about the grease-chain experience, past and current employees of Earwolf, what they will miss from location 2, and their favorite moments from past episodes of Who Charted. Ch-Ch-Ch-CHANNNGESSSS.

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Katrina Kemp & Andrew discuss the super rare times in the United States when a white person is the minority. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Join Kevin as he chats with comedian Jim Jefferies (Legit, Fully Functional) about his stand up career leading to him creating his own television series. Jim discusses how Eddie Murphy’s Delirious made him wish he was black, comparing mothers with Carrie Fisher, and that the Aussies are taking over Hollywood. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cGwXvEFGo4

Comedian, Wiseguys comedy club owner, and sports radio host Keith Stubbs brings the Utah energy to this week’s Sklarbro County! Keith tells us how he got involved into sports talk radio of Salt Lake City, getting a call from Karl Malone’s wife to do a comedy show at a baby shower for Brian Russell’s wife, and one of the most insane weekends that occurred while running a show at his comedy club. Daniel Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories as usual which include a NY comedian’s Chelsea apartment belongings being destroyed during a BBW panty raid party, a Florida woman who set a car on fire in a fight over a McFlurry, and a Florida man who started a bar fight/fire after drinking too many shots of Jagermeister. Plus, we hear some Final Four safety tips from the one and only D.R. Tuttle!

After last week’s life changing episode, we check in to see what fate has chosen for our heroes. Spoiler alert: rats are involved.

On today’s episode, Andrew and Jena Friedman talk about whether white people doing yoga is racist or not. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Have you ever wondered why everyone on Earth knew how crazy post-surgery Michael Jackson looked except Michael Jackson? If you’ve ever come into work with a terrible pimple or smudged makeup (that made you look like a clown) and been shocked when no one else noticed, you already know the world sees you differently than you see you. Cracked editors Jack O’Brien, Tom Reimann and Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) talk about why that is, and how deep down we’re all hardwired for narcissism. From the woman who won’t go outside without makeup to the antisocial nerd who looks at something as simple as a “party” with unqualified dread, we’re all obsessed with creating an image -- and that image changes who we are. People who take Botox injections actually feel less emotion! The “Superman Pose” makes you more confident! Biker gangs dress for the part, and then start acting like it. For more ‘”Douchebag Yoga” tips and a look at how much style changes substance, throw on your headphones and click play above.

The tremendously talented actor/writer Stephen Tobolowsky joins Ronna & Beverly this week in Los Angeles from the Earwolf studios to chat about the story behind his last name, his journey towards getting into Judaism again, and what his audition process for Groundhog Day was like. Plus, Beverly tells us about the magic fat burning diet she found.

He's an all time fave guest on Totally Laime (check out his first episode - #26) and he's back after four short years where he's dominated entertainment. The hilarious and talented actor from The Mindy Project and Happy Endings, ADAM PALLY came on and "pally'd" Elizabeth and Andy by discussing fatherhood, whether or not he's able to celebrate the wins, and why he can't keep any blunt or sharp objects in his house. Enjoy!

After 9 seasons, How I Met Your Mother finally will end. The hilarious and talented Josh Radnor returns to the calming shores of Sklarbro Country to give us his thoughts on his long journey with the show, tell us what he’s up to next, and share his take on the Dayton Flyers winning over the Ohio State Buckeyes as a Columbus, Ohio native. Later, Josh admits his anxious approach to social media and gets acquainted with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony during a round of Quick Hits. Plus, we check in with Bryant Gumbel to hear his reaction towards his brother Greg’s gaffe while anchoring the NCAA tournament.

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest Jena Friedman finish the week off by discussing a caller’s question regarding participating in White culture. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

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Phenomenal improviser & actress Tara Copeland of the famous NY improv group Mother and UCB-LA’s Diamond Lion tells us all about performing while having a baby on the way on this week’s Sklarbro County! Daniel Van Kirk also gets us into some of the crazy stories he brought which include an Oregon family who called 911 after their 22 pound cat held them hostage in a bedroom, LA grandmother & grandson hospitalized after unknowingly eating a marijuana laced pizza, and an important public service announcement. Plus, a slimmer Mark Wahlberg stops by to talk about hosting the Kids’ Choice Awards.

After retrieving the goods off Amarth’s mangled corpse, giving him a true Viking burial, and talking about Julie Andrew’s boobs, the rest of the gang continue the search for the old necromancer. Smashing their way through the tower’s rooms, they arrive in a large chamber where Sir Richard detects a mysterious evil presence.

In Episode 7 of Season 3, Michael and Michael dig deep into the very big topic of the senses. Why is smell the most controversial of the senses? How are we similar to a computer hard drive? How is it that classical painters used their mastery of light to change the way we see things? Tune in as Michael & Michael share their thoughts on sight, hearing, smell, touch, the fifth sense, and the sixth sense. “Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon and is produced by Matthew Kahn.

Peter Conheim of the experimental music band Negativland joins Jake to talk about the history of Negativland on this week’s edition of THE FOGELNEST FILES! They’ll discuss how Negativland were sued for their U2 EP which displayed “U2” in a very large type on the front of the packaging, why they created a press release stating their song "Christianity Is Stupid" had inspired David Brom to kill his family, the inspiration behind their album Dispepsi, and transitioning from cutting tape manually to going digital. As always, check out all the videos from this episode are over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles! If you’re in Los Angeles, come join Jake as he presents a midnight 35mm screening of Ladies and Gentleman: The Fabulous Stains on Friday, April 4th at Cinefamily! Go to www.cinefamily.org for tickets.

Jena Friedman & Andrew talk about the marketing for the Affordable Care Act. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Michael and Michael return to respond to listener mail which ranges from questions on study group dress codes to Paul Rudd’s shenanigans on last week’s episode. If you have a question or comment please send it to topicspodcast@gmail.com

What is love? Listeners, don't hurt us -- that's the question Cracked's married-est editors Jack O'Brien, Soren Bowie and Kristi Harrison set out to answer in today's podcast. Why does symmetry matter so much when it comes to boning? Are sexy people doomed to lead boring lives? How does kissing save our babies from dying of herpes? Does science back up the song ‘Lady in Red’?