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Writer/director Tze Chun & Andrew chat about what films white people consider to be classics. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

We’re never not thankful here at Comedy Bing! Bong! and this week is no exception as Never Not Funny’s Jimmy Pardo returns along with first timer/singer-songwriter Bill Callahan! Jimmy gives us the deets on the 5th Annual Pardcast-a-thon and Bill performs songs from his latest album “Dream River” before Scott’s ex-stepfather Bob Ducca drops by to tell us about his recent life changing experience. Don’t forget to cast your votes for the Best of 2013 CBB episode over at blog.earwolf.com!

Writer & Director Tze Chun (Cold Comes The Night) joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about the stolen artifacts in the British Museum. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Police sketch artists, speed bumps, late-night talk shows and the QWERTY keyboard all have one thing in common: They're shitty ideas that have somehow gained immortality. On this podcast, Cracked editors Jack O'Brien, Dan O'Brien and Robert Evans talk about bad ideas that refuse to go away. We're not being tongue-and-cheek about the "bad" part either -- speed-bumps kill eighty-five people for every life they save and, seriously, have you ever watched Jay Leno? That man is an engine fueled purely by nostalgia. If you're ready for a crash course in how some of the worst ideas manage to live forever, throw on your headphones and click play above.

Spend your Valentine’s Day with Ku-Ku, IiWie & Ramhand! After opening some amazing GIFTS from the one & only Guice Mann, Howard tells us about his return to television and counts down the 3 important directing qualities. Then, Kulap brings in Chartist Brian Minor’s Top 5 Fears & Top Names of NY Giants History which leads the conversation to ghosts, bears, and being held hostage.

Start off the new year right with Horatio Sanz, Matt Walsh, and Rob Huebel in a next level improv4humans recorded LIVE from the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles! Shit detectives are on the case, terrifying camp legends are shared, and the day after a long night of drinking is explored in an episode you won’t want to miss! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual at http://ucbstore.com/books/the-upright-citizens-brigade-comedy-improvisation-manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Happy Valentine's Day Laimewads! Today's awesome guest - writer and performer, MATT McCONKEY (twitter: @MattMcConkey) started us off with a bang (aka, he brought muffins) before sharing his fantastic story about tracking down his birth parents, explaining how he feels about the online/app dating game, and what turned him into a Beyonce fan after having held out for many years. Enjoy!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest Guy Branum finish the week off by discussing if it’s racist for a super white guy to wear a Sarong. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

The hilarious Guy Branum joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk all about the Grammys, the Latin Grammys, and Macklemore. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

In Episode 1 of Season 3, Michael and Michael are back in the saddle to discuss “The Little Things.” Their conversation covers everything from butter on toast, to taking a drive and listening to some classical music, to apple picking in Autumn with your family. “Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon and is produced by Matthew Kahn.

On today’s episode, Andrew and Guy Branum figure out if it’s racist to obsess and pride in Austin’s liberalness, as opposed to Houston’s actual liberalness. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Academy award nominated singer/songwriter and one half of The Both, Aimee Mann returns to the chart it up with Ku-Ku & IiWie! Howard catches us up on his February resolutions, Aimee shares her stance on judging songs on a single listen, and everyone speaks in platitudes while counting down Billboard’s Top 5 Canadian Hot 100 Music Chart. Then Aimee tells us about her bad feelings towards Frosty the Snowman and potentially doing a musical with Ted Leo during the Movie Chart. We also hear about Aimee’s boxing skills and how creepy Conway Twitty can be during the Tweet Chart!

You must know by now that Doug Benson loves movies, dining with Karen, and getting Doug right? Doug & cartoonist/author Paul Hornschemeier join Scott to talk about Paul’s new book “Artists Authors Thinkers Directors,” their all time favorite movies, and the Grammys. Later, Smaug the Dragon swoops in to share his distaste with his portrayal in the Hobbit films, tell us about his Kickstarter, and to play some of his folk parody songs. Plus, farts are discussed during a game of Would You Rather!

Co-host of Comedy Film Nerds & the Iron Lady of showbiz, Graham Elwood joins the County boys to talk about the Sochi Olympics on this week’s Sklarbro County! Graham tells us all about skipping school when he was younger to go see games at Wrigley Field, being in the middle of a fire fight while he was overseas performing stand-up for the troops in Afghanistan, and the new project Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary he’s been working on. Daniel Van Kirk then brings us some crazy stories that include a Texas man who will do anything to get rid of 3,000 porn DVDs he doesn’t want, an sexual incident that occurred in the back of Pennsylvania bus, and two Iowa couples tie the knot at a Bacon Festival. Later, Steven Seagal speaks on his role involving the security of the Sochi Olympics. If you’d like to pledge to the Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary project, head over to https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/comedyfilmnerds/ear-buds-the-podcasting-documentary. SoCal locals, make sure you check out the Sklar Bros at the Hollywood Improv on February 15th, at The Ice House on February 16th, and at The American Comedy Company in San Diego on February 19th.

A caller’s question about Asians giving the best manicures leads Guy Branum and Andrew to discuss jobs associated with race. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Guy Branum & Andrew figure out if a caller’s joke is indeed racist. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Why was there no discussion of the Crystal Waters/Dennis Rodman collabo track at the end of the movie? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRn9uy2yQcc

Continuing their trek to Glinishmore, the gang hears a deafening scream coming from the newly entered cave which makes them curious. Is it a trap? Tune in to find out!

In part two, Jack O'Brien invites Cracked writers Soren Bowie, Cody Johnston, Michael Swaim, and director Abe Epperson into the studio to offer their alternate endings to 'The Dark Knight Rises,' 'Wall-E,' 'Forrest Gump,' and 'Breaking Bad.'

Jean-Claude Van Damme & Dennis Rodman have been making headlines recently but did you know that they both teamed up in 1997 to star in a movie together? Paul lays down the law regarding video game movies and we learn some interesting facts about Christopher Lambert as he goes through some Corrections & Omissions for last week’s movie Mortal Kombat. Then, neck tattoos, Lucky the Leprechaun’s business plan, and brain bugs are covered as Paul gives some As to your Qs! People of Los Angeles, make sure to get tickets for the added 10pm LIVE How Did This Get Made? on Friday, March 14th at Largo! Get tickets at www.largo-la.com In case you missed it, check out Jay Marks’ episode at www.youtube.com/user/marksjay

Julian McCullough is a beloved stand up, nice gent, and an all around delight. Julian joins Jake this week to return to the world of Kars4Kids, look at the vocal stylings of The Manhattan Transfer, check out a very specific fetish involving wrestling & nylon socks, and deal with a guy in Chicago who has some skulls. Check out all the videos from today’s episode over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles! If you’re in San Francisco, don’t miss out on a LIVE episode of THE FOGELNEST FILES with special guest CHRIS GETHARD on Friday, February 7th at Stage Werx as part of SF Sketchfest! Go to www.sfsketchfest.com for tickets.

Get your deer penis out right now because The League’s Jon Lajoie joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss Steven Seagal’s The Glimmer Man. Is this a buddy cop film? How is it that Seagal’s character is a man of peace yet he violently murders a ton of Russian terrorists with a credit card? Is there a separate storyline that involved Keenen Ivory Wayans’ character getting in touch with his emotions? They’ll get into all of this and more! Make sure to go to www.getfxx.com for info on where to see the new season of The League, look out for Ass Backwards coming to a theater near you, and leave your house to watch Hell Baby now in theaters or stay home and watch it on Amazon!

Welcome to Breakfast In Bed With Scott with your host, the one and only, Liberace! Behold the next level Liberace experience featuring segments such as Dildos and Food, Carlucci’s Corner, and a special behind the scenes look of a Liberace performance!

She's a writer and comedian - you know her from her hilarious podcast "This Feels Terrible" and her frequent appearances on "Harmontown", the lovely ERIN MCGATHY is back to discuss her recent trip to Scotland (and engagement!) why Elizabeth's inbred theory might not hold much water, how Andy may have crossed the line when showing her pornography, and lastly she offers a new perspective on handling jealousy of other people's success. Enjoy!

Sean and Hayes give some tips on how to get rid of your screeners the right way during Disk Tsk Tsk. Then, TV’s ANDY DALY stops by to open up about moving on from The Daily Show, tell us about his upcoming podcast project, play a character guessing game called “Yours, Mine, or Ours,” and speak on being unable to leave the funny zone as we reach into the Popcorn Gallery.