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Jason “Hey Nongman” Mantzoukas is reunited with Scott and it feels so good! They chat about getting older, real acting, and whether subways should have bathrooms. Then, Cal Solomon, an original founding member of the seminal rap group The Sugarhill Gang arrives to perform the much anticipated pizza rap. It will be known as a truly historic moment in CBB history!

The Shrimps take on the The Lisas at Lake Street Gym. Matt Gourley, and just Matt Gourley calls the action. Mark is in Hawaii and what a jerk. The Shrimps on Twitter: @pistolshrimpsbb The Shrimps on Instagram: @thepistolshrimps Pistol Shrimps Radio on Twitter: @shrimpsradio Pistol Shrimps Radio on Instagram: @pistolshrimpsradio Matt Gourley on Twitter and IG: @mattgourley Mark McConville on Twitter and Instagram: @markmcconville

Casey and Danielle are joined by hilarious writer and self proclaimed "down low" expert Jess Lamour to talk about what you say when you encounter your husband's mistress at a USC football game. Danielle makes a shocking statement that Casey can't recover from and the ladies all share in a rousing chorus of the Sheree classic tune "hell to the no no no". Matt McConkey also does his holiday movie picks and Jess gives us a peek into what makes Vanderpump Rules so "juicy".

Hayes Davenport (Hollywood Handbook, HBO’s Divorced, Vice Principals) joins Paul, June, and Jason live from the Now Hear This Festival in Anaheim, CA to do their best trying to comprehend what is happening in the 1988 Nicolas Cage film Vampire’s Kiss. They’ll cover everything from the legendary misfiling & ABC’s scene to whether or not Cage becomes a vampire by the end of the movie. Plus, in a HDTGM first, we get actual answers from the director and star of the film as to what was happening in the movie, coming very close to having a real bat in the movie, and what were the mimes doing.

The Wild Horses (Lauren Lapkus, Mary Holland and Erin Whitehead) join Matt Besser for a live episode at the Now Hear This Podcast Festival in Anaheim, CA. Their scenes will include only having experiencing kissing the TV, what happens when everyone can hear your internal monologue, and reusing the Hunger Games’ Katniss cleavage for future Halloween costumes. Plus, everyone figures out whether they fall into the millennial or Gen X category.

Scenario: you've got a time machine and you only like two things in this life: eatin' breakfast and killin' Nazis, and you've already eaten breakfast. Your obvious next step is to travel to April 20th,1889 and throw baby hitler down a well and then blow up the well, right? Or is there something better you could do with your time? The whole 'would you kill baby Hitler' thought experiment has been a surprisingly prevalent pop-culture moral question at dinner parties and bad games of Cards Against Humanity. Even Jeb Bush weighed in with his thoughts back in a simpler time when he thought he could be president. His answer, by the way, was, "hell yeah!" (https://goo.gl/IzBaxA). This got us thinking, what would be some other moments in history to travel back to and change one thing? One answer might be incredibly simple: November 8th, 2016. Who wouldn't go back in time to stop the events of last Tuesday? Only time will tell if that day becomes one of the giant crossroads in the slow forward march of history. So today Jack O'Brien and Alex Schmidt are posing that question to our five comedian guests: Steven Wilbur, Riley Silverman, Caitlin Gill, Blake Wexler and Eric Lampaert. When would you go in history to change one thing, what would it be and why? Footnotes: Alex Schmidt on Twitter: https://goo.gl/oF6OFj Steven Wilbur on Twitter: https://goo.gl/CSBfaF Riley Silverman on Twitter: https://goo.gl/ipJ8TX Caitlin Gill on Twitter: https://goo.gl/HblhwS Blake Wexler on Twitter: https://goo.gl/hBY7tL Eric Lampaert on Twitter: https://goo.gl/b70FTt Biography.com: About Assassination of Franz Ferdinand: https://goo.gl/1rRB5D Smithsonian: How One Man Accidentally Killed The Oldest Tree Ever: https://goo.gl/vuVg8r " William Tecumseh Sherman: In The Service Of My Country": https://goo.gl/OobZ9h Radiolab: Be Careful What You Plan For: https://goo.gl/UwvO4w

Still flabbergasted by the outcome of the 2016 election, Mark & Pete play a reenactment of an 1865 interview from the Hard Nation archives, with President Abraham Lincoln (Beth Appel). Listen to "Casual, Cool Abe” discuss the difficulties of bringing a divided nation together, the widow he keeps in his outhouse, and the “Look Who’s Talking” cycle of plays.

Adam Scott Aukerman slow things down by taking a break from discussing U2‘s discography and instead welcome the dapper Paul F. Tompkins to talk about his thoughts and opinions on U2. They also talk about U2 performing “Ordinary Love” at the 2014 Oscars, Adam meeting Bono and his daughters, and some of the many iTunes reviews of the podcast.

Adal Rifai, Arnir Niekamp, and Matt Young pay a visit from the Magic Tavern to join Matt Besser for this week's improv4humans. They put on a musical at the height of a pandemic, take the longest goodbyes, and avoid engaging in small talk about guacamole. Later, a gas station attendant crosses the line, and the Magic Tavern boys have to deal with some sorely offended fans.

Actors Eugene Cordero and Ryan Stanger usher in a new era of charting with Howard and trusty Earwolf aide Kevin this week on Who Charted! Eugene and Ryan give the lowdown on their fitness podcast The Dumbbells before the gang counts down the Top 5 Workout Songs on iTunes. They compare years of fitness experience and ponder what they would say to a Playboy model at the gym, and during the Movie Chart they compare Solange's singing capabilities live vs. recorded. Finally, Kevin reveals his Hot Picks of the week during Two Charted, all while exploring the social lives of drug dealers and questioning the use of cursive script.

Jason Heynong-Mantzoukas couldn’t be happier with the worldwide reception to Heynong Man so he’s back to bro-out with Scott about summer, a 3rd gender, and Star Wars. After they discuss the possibility of making Jason a genie who can grant one wish for charity, Marina Del Ray High health teacher Joe Bongo joins them to talk about his faculty band Rosebush Red, record an episode of Talkin’ Tang, and introduce them to his bongo playing alter-ego Jimmy Bongos. Plus, Jarles drops by to add yet another Classic Jarles moment to the CBB canon!

Charlie Pickering (The Weekly) and Seema Iyer (The Bollywood Lawyer) join Negin in an attempt to process the painful finale of Cesspool 2016. They cover voter demographics, the Electoral College and the future of the Affordable Care Act. Plus, they do their best to end on an optimistic note.

The tavern is very busy. Let's talk to the Pandenomicon, a sentient vapor... and maybe someone else. Credits Arnie: Arnie Niekamp Chunt: Adal Rifai Usidore: Matt Young Spintax the Green's Pandenomicon: Charlie McCrackin Ffffp the Sentient Vapor: Holly Laurent Arnor: Blaine Swen Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, and Ryan DiGiorgi Editor: Garrett Schultz Theme Music: Andy Poland Magic Tavern Logo: Audio Assistance: Jason Knox Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz Live Photo: Daniel McGowan Special Thanks: Lore's Aaron Mahnke Pop Culture Happy Hour's Linda Holmes, Stephen Thompson, and Glen Weldon

Dive into 1995's vision of what the internet looks like as Paul, June, and Jason discuss the heavily requested film Hackers. They talk about Fisher Stevens' amazing performance as the villain "The Plague," the big computer room with Penn Jillette, the elite hackers' fashion, and the most common passwords. Plus, the HDTGM crew talks all things snacks and June shares her true fear of technology. . Check out Blake Harris’ Oral History of Hackers over at www.slashfilm.com! Los Angeles: Grab your tickets now for How Did This Get Made? LIVE from Largo at the Coronet on January 23rd, 2 shows (8pm and 10:30pm)! Go to www.largo-la.com for tickets! People of the internet: The League is back on FXX 10pm on Wednesdays! A while ago, Paul and Rob Huebel did a comedy special on a 60 foot glass bus that traveled around LA and now you’ll be able to see it. Go to https://itun.es/us/3M4J9 now to buy it! You can also see Jason in Sleeping With Other People in a theater near you! The Hotwives (Casey Wilson, Danielle Schneider, Andrea Savage, Dannah Phirman, Tymberlee Hill, Angela Kinsey, Erinn Hayes) are back and this time they are in Vegas baby! Watch The Hotwives of Las Vegas on Hulu today! Also, check out June in Grace and Frankie available on Netflix, Paul in Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp on Netflix, all the episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU for free, ScheeRL on YouTube here: , and Jason in The Dictator (he’s still in it!).

The boys are joined by Jessica McKenna to help them make a good funny video encouraging people to vote at the election.

Adopting a child from a foreign country takes a lot of time, patience, and passion. This week’s caller has all of these things. He also has the hope that his son-to-be will have the opportunity to experience virtual reality toilets.

Donald Trump will be the 45th President of the United States of America. It's going to be okay. Sit down, have a cookie, breathe into this bag and put on your mandatory 'Make America Great Again' baseball cap. We'll survive this, right? Despite the sun coming up in the morning and life seemingly going on like normal, the world might've been forever changed last night. So we needed to break the little glass box, pull the lever and record an emergency podcast. Jack O'Brien is joined by Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) to make sense of what happened at the polls last night, why we should've seen it coming from a mile away and what we can actively do to prevent this from happening again. As Jason says on the site today, "Do the opposite of Panic. Work through the problem." It'll all be okay. And if we're still alive this weekend , make sure to catch the next LIVE taping of The Cracked Podcast, this Saturday, November 12th at 7pm at the UCB Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, CA. Jack O'Brien, Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim will be joined by an expert in psychology to talk about some of the psychological myths everyone seems to believe: like Rorschach tests (sorry, they don't work), middle child syndrome (not real); and depression (totally real, but antidepressants might not actually work very well). Tickets are only $5 and they're available here: https://goo.gl/nSI343 Footnotes: David Wong: Don't Panic: https://goo.gl/V02EGl David Wong: How Half of America Lost Its F**king Mind: https://goo.gl/KBJs5W Interactive 2016 County-by-County Election Map: https://goo.gl/6zWHIw Allan Lichtman: Keys to the White House: https://goo.gl/IgMovr Stephen Colbert's Election Night Sign-Off: https://goo.gl/4cxBrF

Michael Showalter (Search Party) and Aisling Bea (The Fall) join Paul and Jason to talk about the vampire movie Vampire Academy. They’ll cover everything from the gumbo of a plot to out of place mall montage to the orgasmic vampire bites. It’s not as sexy as Twilight, not as dangerous as Hunger Games, and not as childlike as Harry Potter.

Danielle and Casey are back in the nook after what has been a week. The one bright spot is Atlantas return, the blossoming friendship between Phaedra and Portia and Ace's nautical outfit. In Orange County the women are back on the couch talking about ding ding ding ding dong and Casey finds she is so numb she isn't bothered by Megan. These are topsy turvy times!

Hunkering down with Brian Huskey.

Every 3 or 4 years or so, Scott’s old political parody singing group will get back together for a reunion. Rhea Butcher of Seeso’s Take My Wife joins Scott as today’s co-host as they welcome back Bob, Tim, Dave, Mike, and Eban on the keys for the powerful return of The Washington Monugents. Expect some good ol’ classics, new instant classics, and everything in between that will poke fun at Washington, D.C. in ways that everyone can appreciate.

This week, Randy and Jason are joined by actress and comedian Alice Wetterlund. We hear about Richard Sherman's castration altercation before Alice talks to the Sklars about her tendency towards adopting teams and why baseball has a special kind of comaraderie. Muhammad Wilkerson has attendance issues and Theo Epstein roasts a bleacher goat during Quick Hits, and finally, Steven Seagal calls in to spill the beans on his job in the new administration.

NY Times columnist Nick Kristof spent the past year writing against Trump, but tells David, his side got it wrong - and we should give Trump a chance.

Hannibal, Tony and special guest Al Jackson are in a “divorced dad suite” in Victoria, BC for the latest Handsome Rambler. They talk about the very drunk fan at their last show, how Uber is killing our sense of direction, why you should never eat airport food on the way out, and why Hannibal almost never takes hosting gigs.

What’s the Bruce Lee connection to Gamer? Paul gets into this and more as he opens up the Explanation Hope Line and goes through Corrections and Omissions for Gamer. We’ll also hear from film director Brian Taylor on his thoughts on the film during his interview with Blake J. Harris. The Movie Bitches review The Girl on the Train and you’ll hear which vampire cult classic we will be covering next week! Get yourself a BB-8 “What Is Its Mission?” T-shirt or Tote Bag over at http://howdidthisgetmade.bigcartel.com Where to Find Jason, June & Paul: Paul is in the new Nicolas Cage film “Army of One” available on VOD. Paul’s new comedy Filthy Preppy Teen$ is now avail on the FullScreen and you can see June and Paul in their old show NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. Paul also appears on Fresh off the Boat on ABC. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason. Jason can be seen in How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.