the_zuck

This is, without a doubt, the greatest film of all time. What the script lacks in continuity, the film makes up for with grotesque abuse of stock footage, CGI that will make your eyes bleed, and the most bizarre transition to a sex scene ever set to film. This remains the only movie I have ever seen in which the actors regularly look ashamed of themselves. Excruciating as it may be, watching it in its entirety is a must, because the last half hour drops the most incredible CGI payload imaginable. The user reviews on IMDB give this a 2.7/10, but I'd give it a 10/10 for sheer entertainment value. I've seen this movie a dozen times (I'd call myself an expert if that wasn't so humiliating) and notice something that blows my mind anew with each viewing. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313597/

This 1991 masterpiece is the perfect storm of horrendous acting, a senseless script, and bizarre montages, all neatly encased into one of the most poorly thought out celebrity vehicles of all time. It's technically billed as a "rap-oriented re-make of Rebel Without a Cause," but comes off as if Vanilla Ice dropped six sheets of acid and told the screenwriters his life story. I've been a bad movie aficionado for years, and this one (if you can make it through it) is pretty close to perfection. It scored a whopping 8% on Rotten Tomatoes. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101615/