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Slugzilla

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    Tiptoes

    Are you a normal sized man who is keeping his dwarf (not midget!) family a secret from your fiancé? Does your twin brother travel around in a tiny sidecar with an angry drunk French dwarf who picks up white prostitutes with braids? Are your firefighter retreats getting in the way of your personal life? Then this is the movie for you! Tip Toes stars Matthew McConaughey as a Jewish man struggling to cope as the only normal sized person of his family. When his twin brother, played by Gary Oldman acting throughout the entire movie on his knees, surprises McConaughey's fiancé (Kate Beckinsale) and reveals his tiny secret, (see what I did there) the couple must face some difficult questions regarding their unborn child.
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