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I'm naming my next cat Peeve in order to have a proper answer when asked if I have a pet peeve.

Working on a script about a rebellious diabetic relocating to a small town for care after having extremities removed. I call it Footlose.

I heard my cousin sleeps with stuff animals. What a whore!

Saw Silent House this weekend. To help you all avoid the misunderstanding I endured, it does not feature Hugh Laurie as a mime.

Asian folks are so productive! This kid has been drumming since he got out of college: http://t.co/NhKAZjP4

Why didn't somebody tell me they made a Honey 2?!

Alan Wake's American Nightmare is like a horror version of Eddie Murphy's The Nutty Professor.

Chick-fil-A should have a punch card for frequent purchasers of chicken tenders and call it the Strip Club®.

Just got a giant slice of pizza & drink for $5. From now on out, I'm only going to Midwestern cons. http://t.co/NfHmwZju

Words With Friends is teaching me that love is the way: http://t.co/10OkHzBq

M&Ms are a perfect metaphor for equality as long as you don't mix the different types together.