DartanganMcgee

Don't forget the fantastical elements.

I started thinking about this right after devil's advocate as well. And, yeah, the De Niro sex scenes were unforgivable. I wanted to rinse out my mind. The terrible twist you're thinking of involved the reveal that Pacino was the vigilante killer, I remember his motivations were beyond retarded. Then I remember De Niro ends up killing Pacino, and as he's dying he gives some contrived corny speech about De Niro being a righteous man, it's such horse shit. I feel like they thought they had to end it with De Niro killing Pacino as a not so clever juxtaposition to Heat.

I think this one deserves another look, so terrible.

Nic Cage as a gay coked-out pimp, sounds insane, right? It is, this weird little indie gem was directed by Cage as well, and it's his only directorial effort to date. It stars James Franco as a young prostitute, stuggling to go straight(no pun intended), and get his life in order. He's been discharged from the army and is forced to go back to turning tricks(for his mom!?). Cage delivers some of the most bonkers lines of his career. In one scene, he proclaims, "I love coke cock!". It's a very strange film on many levels, and it's definitely worth a look. It's actually on Netflix intsant, as of this post. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0305973/?ref_=sr_4

Is it just me, or does HBO call pacino anytime they need to make a biopic about some creepy old fuck? It's definitely something to think about.

Wow, I had forgotten about that one, it would also make a great episode. I feel like there's a vast untapped resource of Jeff goldblum films, he's been in some crazy shit.

Sold, thanks for the nightmares.

I love finding obscure crazy shit on this forum. Maybe they could do an ifh/hdtgm crossover and have the incomparable Matt Besser on to discuss this film.

Yeah, good call, this one is sure to be celluloid feces. It's sad that Walter Hill went from directing classics like The Warriors and 48 Hours to making hackneyed shit like this. And as for Stallone, I would say years of coke and experimental growth hormones will throw off anyone's judgement. Not that he should be excused for the terrible films he's made.

http://www.imdb.com/...ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Here it is, wrong poster though. Not sure why they used the poster for a 70's blaxploitation film. And I agree, it might not be good for an episode, but it's definitely worth sharing.

Not sure if this would be good for an actual episode, but it's pretty goddamned funny. Judging from the trailer, I'd say the editor was on a meth binge. You can't really tell what's going on, but it's all fuckin' crazy. Hold onto your assholes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HZvxD0ppi1g

The return of Adam Scott would be awesome. Btw, I heard the 6th one will take place in outer space. The prophecy has been fullfilled.

This film is pretty notorious for being one of the worst ever made. I haven't been brave enough to sit down and attempt to view it myself, I almost didn't recover after Madea Goes to Jail. But it's pretty unanimous that this film is pure feces. It was written, directed by, and starring the sham-wow guy, so that pretty much explains it. It's essentially a sketch "comedy" film, in which every single joke manages to fall flat. He actually somehow managed to get a few real actors to take part in this abomination. My guess is, copious amounts of drugs were involved. From reading the reviews, people who were subjected to this garbage, fucking hated it. I actually saw an infomercial for it at 3 a.m., years ago, and just chalked it up to a fever dream. But, no, this nightmare is real... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Comedy_Movie

Halloween Shit-tacular 2012: Freddy Vs. Jason This movie would be perfect, Kelly Rowland's "performance" alone is so entertainingly bad. She has a mind-numbingly retarded exchange with freddy krueger, before she is subsequently killed by jason, that contains some of the dumbest dialogue I've ever heard. Also, we learn of Freddy's affinity for black women in the very same scene. Here's a taste...

I agree with RorBoy, Transformers 2( really any Transformers film would do), and Super Mario Bros. The Movie are excellent suggestions. The latter especially, seeing as how I've had a vendetta against the Mario Bros. movie for years. I suggested it in the recommendations forum a while back. That movie is mind numbingly awful, it would be a perfect episode.

This films only redeeming factor was that it includes a scene in which Keanu Reeves is hit by a bus.

Nic Cage as a psychic magician who uses his powers to help the F.B.I., this sounds like a parody of a nic cage movie. It would make for a great episode for sure.

Yeah, apparently Pacino and Deniro both left ten minutes into the premiere, even they couldn't watch this piece of dog shit.

"What happened! oh right.. Rodger Rabbit happened too." And apparently a very serious alcohol problem.

"how about Jason appearing in the possible remake as Ben Jabituya/Jahrvi.. i could totally see that..." Call me nine dollars lighter.

Very nice pun Boosted, thank you for answering the call to action.

" It's a super-enjoyable movie that is terrible on all measurable levels." Very good assessment Devin, this would make a fantastic episode. And, thank you for your support.

You just made my day sillstaw, I figured the production of this film was crazy, but holy fucking shit. It sounds like the set of this movie was a total nightmare. This has to be featured on an episode, there would be plenty to talk about.

I concur neilly, this lame motherfucker needs to be brought to justice once and for all.

If you've been looking for an M. Night Shamylan film in which Mark Whalberg runs from wind for 90 minutes, look no further. Yes, theres a cheap monster effect for you, the wind. Oh, and you'll also love Zoey Daschanel's vacant, wide-eyed glare the entire movie. It's almost like it was slowly dawning on her that she was making a movie with Mark Whalberg and M. Night Shamylan. This is definitely one of the worst pieces of celluloid feces Night has ever produced. My god, how long are they going to let this hack keep making films. There is nothing good about this film, except the humor that comes from it's poor quality. Between the ridiculous "twists", terrible acting(on everyone's part), and preachy message, there is a lot of material for an episode.