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    Super Mario Bros.

    I'm glad you agree, and it would be cool to hear Johhny Legs' reasoning for taking part in this, not that he has a good track record as it is.
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    Mom and Dad Save The World (1992)

    I understand, I found this movie entertaining as a child as well. But we have to ackowledge the sheer craziness of it as well. You don't have to hate something to analyze it's content. Which is why I think it would make for great material. But that's just one very unstable man's oppinion.
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    Short Circuit 1 or 2...or both!

    I appreciate the fact that this film has a special place in your heart, and that it helped you connect emotionally with robots. But, it would still make an amzing episode, either film would. Really, any Guttenberg film would make a great episode.
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    Charlie's Angels

    I'm sorry about that Mark, we need to bring awareness to the suffering these movies have caused. Plus it would be epic to hear Jason tear these films apart, they have to be featured in an episode.
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    Hudson Hawk

    Haha, thanks for the info Mark. I had no idea Willis helped write this garbage, that explains a lot. This definitely has the potential for a great episode.
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    Charlie's Angels

    I'm surprised these films have never come up. They definitely fit the HDTGM criteria, both are ridiculous, mega budget shit fests. Basically every scene is either a worn out action movie scenario, or an excuse to get the skanky stars into scant clothing. This garbage is as cliched as it gets, not to mention, every attempt at "humor" falls completely flat. Seriously, how many times can you laugh at a Cameron Diaz prat fall? And, my god, what the fuck is with all the random dance numbers, It's like they didn't know what kind of movie they wanted to make. This piece of shit is long overdue for some ridicule.
  7. Nice call, this is one shitty, shitty movie. It's almost too bad though, I would fear for the mental stability of Paul, June, and Jason.
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    Bio-Dome (1996)

    It's ok Shannon, we all have guilty pleasures. But, this film definitely has to be featutred on an episode, it would be amazing.
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    Episode 31.5 — Minisode 31.5

    This "film" is beyond awful, apparently it was filmed in 2004, but sat on a shelf somewhere until 2008, because the studio was so afraid to release this piece of shit. They should have just destroyed it when they had the chance.
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    Super Mario Bros.

    This is a notoriously bad movie, and, I think it would make for a great episode. I remember seeing it when I was a kid, and even then thinking, "what the fuck?". Really, how do you make a movie about an Italian plumber having an acid trip? Apparently it cost $48 million dollars to make, making only $20 million at the box office, and has a 13% rating on rotten tomatoes. So it definitely fits the criteria, it would be great to hear you guys skewer this hunk of shit.
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    Hudson Hawk

    Bruce Willis has been in some really great films, but he's also been in some really terrible ones too. For every Pulp Fiction and Sixth Sense, there's a Look Who's Talking and Charlie's Angels 2. But of all his bad films(Fifth Element, Unbreakable, The Kid, etc.), this one takes the fuckin taco for sure. Between the cartoonishly over the top action sequences, retarded dialogue, and rididculously out of place song and dance numbers, you'll be sure to wonder how this hunk of shit got made.
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    Batman & Robin

    I'm not gonna lie, I came in my pants when I saw this post. What an amazing episode this would make.
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    Southland Tales (2006)

    It brings me comfort that I'm not the only one that suffered through this abortion of a movie. We definitely need to bring awareness so this film never hurts anyone, ever again.
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    Dreamcatcher (2003)

    Fuckin' A, this is definitely worthy of an episode! It would be awesome if Tim Olyphant were the guest, it would be great to hear him talk about this shitfest. One of the worst Stephen King adaptations, and that's saying a lot.
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    Mom and Dad Save The World (1992)

    How could I forget any of those things? Haha! I'm glad that I'm not the only one haunted by this film, it's like a childhood trauma. We should form a support group.
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    Mom and Dad Save The World (1992)

    This movie is absolute fucking bananas. The kind of crazy, over the top, fare that could have only existed in the early 90's. It's almost like a creepy, half-remembered L.S.D. trip from my childhood, but without the L.S.D.
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    Stay Tuned (1992)

    Nice one JClass! This is a great suggestion, I remember seeing this as a child and thinking,"what the fuck!?".
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    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    Agreed, that film is fucking insane. I think they just gave nice cage a fake badge and followed him around with a camera for a few days. I genuinely want to know how this got made.
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    Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2

    My god, what can really be said about this piece of celluloid feces. I suffered through ten minutes of this movie, thats as far as I could get. I'd rather eat a burrito filled with dog shit and broken glass than watch this film in it's entirety.
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    Tyler Perry movies

    I'm surprised a Tyler Perry movie hasn't been featured yet. I do understand there is a mental trauma that goes along with viewing any god awful peice of celluloid feces that Mr. Perry churns out, but I feel like there is some prime H.D.T.G.M. material in there. One in particular, which I had the misfortune of suffering through, is "Madea Goes To Jail". Holy fucking shit that film is absolute bananas. The first forty-five to fifty minutes is literally just one confrontation after another between Madea, and a random stereotypical white character. Including a scene where Madea demolishes a lady's car, solely for parking in what Madea deems to be, exclusively, her parking space at a supermarket. She doesn't even go to jail until an hour into the movie, and she's out twenty minutes later. Also, there are several subplots introduced during her ridiculously short prison stay, that are completely abandoned. Upon her release, it's as if the audience is supposed to think, "Well Madea got out of prison, so I guess everything is fine". And like every one of Tyler Perry "comedy" films, there is a completely out of place, melodramatic subplot, straight out of a bad soap opera. Which I'm sure is added, just to make it standard running time. If anything people should see this film, just so the same mistake is never made again, I don't think my fragile psyche can take another Madea film.
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