DartanganMcgee
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I respect that, I used to like it as a kid. I will say, though, that top form Chevy Chase isn't a very high standard to meet.
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Spies Like Us was the first in a string of shitty Dan Aykroyd movies, that continues to this day.
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Yeah, it's sad to see aykroyd desperately relying on 20 year old material. This and Blues Brothers 2000 were his last two shots, and he really screwed the pooch on both counts. We can only hope nobody gives him the chance to make a ghostbusters 3.
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True, Michael Mckean is sort of a Joe Arpaio-esque character.
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I was just thinking about this movie the other day. I had a realization, the plot of this film is very similar to the plot of breaking bad, their both about a disgraced chemist who's last resort is to make drugs for a psychotic drug lord(played by meatloaf). There's even a scene where Sam Jackson blows up meatloaf with a decoy batch of drugs( a la Walt vs. Tuco). Not to mention, Sam Jackson's patented party drug in the film is even known for it's blue color, just like Walt's meth on B.B. Maybe it's just me, but I definitely see some parallels.
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Shanghai Surprise (1986)
DartanganMcgee replied to DartanganMcgee's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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At least he was able to pay Sizemore in bath salts and mcgriddles. So he saved some money there.
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Shit, sorry. It is a worthy mention.
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Yeah, I see a Sci-Fi channel original movie in her future.
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I want to meet the genius that thought to pair Tom Sizemore and Katherine Heigl in a film, sheer brilliance! Not only does this film have the honor of being the lowest grossing film of all time(playing for only six days, and making a total of $20), it also sat on a shelf for six years until being released. It seems to be making the rounds at Redbox lately, if you're willing to put yourself through a viewing of this pile of dog shit. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429277/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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A delightful romantic comedy directed by Guy Ritchie, and starring Madonn...ABLAAAAARGGGGHHHAAGH! Oh jesus, I just vomited all over my keyboard. Here just look at the imdb page http://www.imdb.com/...1502/?ref_=sr_1
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When Tom Arnold is questioning the strength of your material, you know you've got a turd on your hands.
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Wouldn't it be great if Tom Arnold were the guest? I'm sure he'd do it for ten bucks and a warm meal.
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Yeah, it's pretty wacktastical, I'm pretty sure Tom Arnold and John Landis hashed out the script over an 8-ball or two.
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I'd say the fact that Pacino and De Niro's agents still have jobs is pretty amazing.
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This would be a perfect follow up to Judge Dredd. Just swap out Rob Schneider for Sandra Bullock, and Armand Assante for Wesley Snipes, and you have pretty much the same movie.
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Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
DartanganMcgee replied to DreamingStarkly's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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You would almost have to get Dave Attell for this one right?
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Yeah, when the only person who wants to make movies with you is your own husband, it's time to take a long look at your career choices. I guess she's always got Resident Evil 12 to fall back on.
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Yeah, anything post Dazed and Confused, with Milla Jovovich is sure to be an abortion.
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True, I'm sure some skeletons will come tumbling outta the closet eventually...gay skeletons.
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If you'd never seen a Vin Deisel movie, and heard his name for the first time, you'd instantly assume he was a gay porn star.
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Haha, I forgot about the demise of rob dyrdek, that was the highlight of the movie. Btw, dyrdek and 50 cent, who the fuck cast this movie!? Yeah, it's a pretty convoluted plot. And thanks, I was having trouble remembering the exact details of the ending, but I remember I wasn't impressed. I also have to point out Pacino's high heel lifts, which are noticable in a couple of scenes. He probably had to stand on a milk crate in his scenes with Carla Gugino.
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That sounds brilliant, it does explain the constant perpiration. I feel like when you get to the sixth film in a series, you need to take a serious look at yourself, and your creative capabilities. Next it will be "Fast 7: The Search for Curly's Gold".
