DartanganMcgee
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It's ok Shannon, we all have guilty pleasures. But, this film definitely has to be featutred on an episode, it would be amazing.
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This film is pretty notorious for being one of the worst ever made. I haven't been brave enough to sit down and attempt to view it myself, I almost didn't recover after Madea Goes to Jail. But it's pretty unanimous that this film is pure feces. It was written, directed by, and starring the sham-wow guy, so that pretty much explains it. It's essentially a sketch "comedy" film, in which every single joke manages to fall flat. He actually somehow managed to get a few real actors to take part in this abomination. My guess is, copious amounts of drugs were involved. From reading the reviews, people who were subjected to this garbage, fucking hated it. I actually saw an infomercial for it at 3 a.m., years ago, and just chalked it up to a fever dream. But, no, this nightmare is real...
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Really any Pauly Shore film would work, but this one is the worst of the worst. There's something about the pairing of Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin that makes this movie especially shitty.You guys can't let this disaster of a film escape your clutches.
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This "film" is beyond awful, apparently it was filmed in 2004, but sat on a shelf somewhere until 2008, because the studio was so afraid to release this piece of shit. They should have just destroyed it when they had the chance.
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This is a notoriously bad movie, and, I think it would make for a great episode. I remember seeing it when I was a kid, and even then thinking, "what the fuck?". Really, how do you make a movie about an Italian plumber having an acid trip? Apparently it cost $48 million dollars to make, making only $20 million at the box office, and has a 13% rating on rotten tomatoes. So it definitely fits the criteria, it would be great to hear you guys skewer this hunk of shit.
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Bruce Willis has been in some really great films, but he's also been in some really terrible ones too. For every Pulp Fiction and Sixth Sense, there's a Look Who's Talking and Charlie's Angels 2. But of all his bad films(Fifth Element, Unbreakable, The Kid, etc.), this one takes the fuckin taco for sure. Between the cartoonishly over the top action sequences, retarded dialogue, and rididculously out of place song and dance numbers, you'll be sure to wonder how this hunk of shit got made.
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I'm not gonna lie, I came in my pants when I saw this post. What an amazing episode this would make.
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It brings me comfort that I'm not the only one that suffered through this abortion of a movie. We definitely need to bring awareness so this film never hurts anyone, ever again.
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Fuckin' A, this is definitely worthy of an episode! It would be awesome if Tim Olyphant were the guest, it would be great to hear him talk about this shitfest. One of the worst Stephen King adaptations, and that's saying a lot.
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How could I forget any of those things? Haha! I'm glad that I'm not the only one haunted by this film, it's like a childhood trauma. We should form a support group.
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This is obviously a quintessential 80's shit fest, featuring a somewhat racist, but nonetheless charming performance, by one Fisher Stevens. As well as an exceptionally Guttenbergian performance by Steve Guttenberg in his hey-day. Who, as we all know, was lost to the coke filled abyss that was the 1980's. Throw in a wise-cracking robot, and Ally Sheedy, and you have a timeless gem that will make any viewer wonder, how did this get made?
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This movie is absolute fucking bananas. The kind of crazy, over the top, fare that could have only existed in the early 90's. It's almost like a creepy, half-remembered L.S.D. trip from my childhood, but without the L.S.D.
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Nice one JClass! This is a great suggestion, I remember seeing this as a child and thinking,"what the fuck!?".
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True Lies and Kindergarten Cop. That's right, Two-fer Tuesday! Two ridiculous Arnold abortions that would make for awesome episodes. Also, there's always Junior. That movie was so bad my eyes started bleeding.
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What can be said for this sad, sad attempt at filmmaking. Between Pacino's high heel shoe lifts, and the convoluted storyline, this film is a disaster. It just leaves you feeling depressed, two actors that have been in some truly great films, are now relegated to this kind of garbage.
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Agreed, that film is fucking insane. I think they just gave nice cage a fake badge and followed him around with a camera for a few days. I genuinely want to know how this got made.
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Nic Cage as a psychic magician, who uses his powers to fight crime alongside the FBI. So, basically just your average Nic Cage fare.
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My god, what can really be said about this piece of celluloid feces. I suffered through ten minutes of this movie, thats as far as I could get. I'd rather eat a burrito filled with dog shit and broken glass than watch this film in it's entirety.
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I'm surprised a Tyler Perry movie hasn't been featured yet. I do understand there is a mental trauma that goes along with viewing any god awful peice of celluloid feces that Mr. Perry churns out, but I feel like there is some prime H.D.T.G.M. material in there. One in particular, which I had the misfortune of suffering through, is "Madea Goes To Jail". Holy fucking shit that film is absolute bananas. The first forty-five to fifty minutes is literally just one confrontation after another between Madea, and a random stereotypical white character. Including a scene where Madea demolishes a lady's car, solely for parking in what Madea deems to be, exclusively, her parking space at a supermarket. She doesn't even go to jail until an hour into the movie, and she's out twenty minutes later. Also, there are several subplots introduced during her ridiculously short prison stay, that are completely abandoned. Upon her release, it's as if the audience is supposed to think, "Well Madea got out of prison, so I guess everything is fine". And like every one of Tyler Perry "comedy" films, there is a completely out of place, melodramatic subplot, straight out of a bad soap opera. Which I'm sure is added, just to make it standard running time. If anything people should see this film, just so the same mistake is never made again, I don't think my fragile psyche can take another Madea film.
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Nice call, this is one shitty, shitty movie. It's almost too bad though, I would fear for the mental stability of Paul, June, and Jason.