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27 Dresses. 27 Dresses. 27 Dresses. Please. If you do 27 Dresses on the show, I vow to come up with 27 alternative titles for this dry heave of a movie. Here are a few previews: 27 Shots of Katherine Heigl Making a Face Like No One Around Her is Speaking English 27 Restraining Orders for James Marsden 27 Reasons Why Stupid Broads Just Wanna Get Married 27 Minutes in, I Wanted to Die 27 Glasses of Wine is What I Needed to Get Through This Movie.

Don't Go in the Woods has a 17% on Rottentomatoes.com; that's how you know I'm not just nominating it because an obnoxious girl I went to high school with is in it and won't shut up about it on Facebook. (Additional recommendations: Lady in the Water, which I think was made for HDTGM, and my personal favorite, Across the Universe. I know there's less of a unanimous opinion on that one, but maybe your keenly trained eyes can see it for the ridiculous pile of garbage that it is.)