Raindog

Birdemic I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated this movie. Until half way through. I thought it was just a b-reel compilation of driving and shopping at the farmer's market. But, oh no, once the birds get Angry, the movie develops into the best worst movie I have ever seen. I think the bad (though that word doesn't do what the acting was like in this movie justice) acting pissed the birds the fuck off so much that the eagles went nuclear. Literally! I consider myself an environmentalist. I try to bike to work most days of the week, compost waste, save energy, and recycle. This movie was so heavy handed about its environmental bias, it made me want to go up to the tar sands and get whatever we can get out of them so we can use the fucking gasoline on the goddamn cast of this goddamn movie. Also, Rod needs to be fracked. Okay, enough of this. I'm going to go burn some hefty bags in my backyard.