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Just to clarify, I don't mean Kevin Spacey, I mean the muppet-looking mope who plays the president

Totally rando, but any of y'all mofos watch House of Cards? I just need some opinions on whether or not the dude who plays the president is a terrible actor or a great one? Or maybe he just has a weird face?

Just thought of a follow up joke: The official website for The Blizz is The Blizz.Biz ... ...... .. Yup.

Yo yo yo, just downloaded the hangout app. Yer boy is ready.

Here on the East Coast we call it The Blizz

I struggle with depression too, man (girl?). Keeping your mind occupied, especially with funny stuff like this, is a huge help for me as well. Hang in there!

Dear Mr. Schmidt: On Horatio Sanz' podcast, Chris Kattan talked a LOT about dating/boofing Zoey Day-Channel. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rank the grossness of that using your famous Hanky Panky Stank Ranking?

Why did Spunky not tell us he's a professional handshake analyst?

Hey Teem, Veebs, Joe and/or Anastasia, y'all wanna put in a good word for me w/Sean? Thx Also I feel like a PB&J sammich right now cuz I'm so jelly! EDIT: I'm determined to do the next hangout. I feel like everyone here is bros now and knows what each other's voices sound like and here I am just reading dumb ol' words like a caveman.

"Skyoop" -June

Hey for real doh, Jim Carrey is the funniest mo fo on the plan fan (lingo for planet). #confusingwaytostartanewpage

Do you beeyotches watch Survivormans? I want to get in on this fantasy league shizz when the new season starts.

I would pay so much money. Sky's the limit at $20

Gaaahhhhh the one with the intro and what up what up scrawled over it is too good I need it my life where do I buy

Survivor is a show that never gets old for me, because while the structure of the show stays the same, the personalities are always different. Seeing how far people are willing to go/how dumb people are is always fascinating. The show is based around human nature, which is why it's lasted for so long.

Or some fishing gear

This post needs some more attention.

There's something really cool about this show that I can't put my finger on (though it doesn't hurt that Horatio has great taste in music. Last episode Thom Yorke, now David Bazan? And deep cuts at that? Nice). It's very all over the place and silly, much like Horatio, so it works. I did notice that the show isn't listed under "Shows" on Earwolf or Wolfpop, so people are going to have trouble finding it.

Do go on

#Crohnz4Lyfe

This was a good call BTW

Thanks buds. I'm doing well enough to be back at work pretending I'm not on the internet all day, so I, much like a kitty (who ISN'T that nasty cat Garfield) am hangin' in there.

Hey gang. I've been wicked sick and haven't been able to post (had to have a colonoscopy yesterday, and was drinking the prep during the last group thing so I didn't do the hangout thing cuz it would have just been me looking way gross) but I just want y'all to know that your humerous interweb postings, hashing tags and meems have brought a smile to my face. And this episode was what I like to call an "epic win." I haven't mentioned it, but I've actually been sick for awhile with my Crohn's disease, and this show (along with friends and family I guess) has really helped me take my mind off things. Tanks for the memories, Shawn and Haze.

Mary Holland became my favorite person in exactly 2 seconds. Anyone who realizes the brilliance of Survivor is OK in my book.

Why this is a scandal! An absolute scandal!