JacobCrites

It's the best sketch show on television. If you haven't checked out season 2 I would highly recommend it. It's very smart...and very funny.

Yeah I'm also not cool with dropping What up, what up? Because if Sean doesn't ask me what up then nobody will

You are correct

Andy Daly is masterful on this episode.

I can play the pianny. Nobody told me this was basically a jam sesh w/cool bros/bras!

I'm definitely going to hit up the next one. I feel like I'm not even a real board member anymore. Do I need like an app or something?

I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS ACTUALLY A QUOTA FOR POSITIVE QUOTES. I always thought Anastasia was doing a bit of a joke D:

For some reason Hanford's Lennon is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Just everything he said. SCOTT: Paul McCartney played bass? LENNON: He played the bass guitah

I sign in with facebook so I'm not sure I can even do this, short of changing my facebook name and confusing my friends and family. Which wouldn't be a problem if I wasn't going to change my name to Mr. J.C. Friendsandfamilyhater. Also my day at worked has sucked too but you lovely Hollydub Hand-B's have made my day brighter as always.

That's literally like a bit from CBBTV or something. Here's a little teaser, for those of you unsure if you want to take the plunge: DON PARDO (V.O.): Please welcome to the Big Room making his heavenly debut, Robin Williams! Huge ovation from the enormous crowd that seems to go on forever. A spotlight finds Robin as he enters. He strikes many poses as he runs across the stage at times grabbing himself. He looks at the enormous crowd… ROBIN: Oh my, please stop hovering and sit down! Amazing, it’s Woodstock with wings! (in a child’s voice) I don’t think I’m in Kansas anymore! (as John Wayne) Well, Pilgrims, as the frontier gynecologist said to the pretty lady, “You got a nice spread.”… Please don’t be afraid. Crowd is already his. He roams the stage looking at the folks sitting ringside. ROBIN (CONT’D): (as Bob Hope) This is wild…you kids here with the wings and the halos…this is like Da Nang meets Lady Gaga! (now in his own voice) Look at all of you, who’s that sitting in the balcony? Oh, Mr. Lincoln? Abraham Lincoln, sitting in an opera box, smiles and waves. ROBIN (CONT’D): Wanna know how the play ended? Spoiler alert, spoiler alert! Lincoln doubles over, the crowd roars. ROBIN (CONT’D): Oh my, he’s sitting with Lena Horne! Honest, Abe, (quickly) I know cheap but effective, you did pretty good for yourself, first the penny, now Ms. Horne, (singing) “Stormy Weather”… wow, you are so beautiful… (grabbing himself) The Emancipation Ejaculation. Don’t be afraid, so this is heaven? VOICE: Well, it sure ain’t Iowa! Big laugh from the audience. Robin peers through the spotlight. ROBIN: Oh my, is that Burt Lancaster? He rushes over and shakes Burt’s extended hand. ROBIN (CONT’D): Man, when Burt Lancaster gets laughs it must be heaven…I know what you’re thinking, Burt, but Kirk isn’t ready yet. What a night, how much money have we raised so far??? He moves around the stage searching the crowd. He finds a stoic-looking couple. ROBIN (CONT’D): Oh, sad faces, there’s always a few. Let me guess: comedy development at CBS? I know you’re not the Rosenbergs. Big laugh as he moves on and finds a young girl. ROBIN (CONT’D): OH MY GOD. You’re… GIRL: Anne Frank. Applause ROBIN: Good to get out, isn’t it? Anne, is it true that being Jews, on Sunday nights you would get Chinese food…takeout? (whispering as Otto Frank making a phone call with a German accent) Yes, kung pao chicken, spare ribs, and fried rice for eight…and leave it by the bookcase… Huge laugh: He reaches out to her, they hold hands for a second, and she blows him a kiss. He moves on to a white-haired man. ROBIN (CONT’D): Oh no, it can’t be…you are my hero. Greatest mind of the 20th century and I can’t remember your name… Big laugh, he’s rolling… MAN: Albert Einstein. ROBIN: Al, wanna know my theory of relativity? Never lend relatives money ’cause you won’t get it back. They shake hands as Einstein laughs and shakes his head as if to say, “He’s right.” Robin is in the audience now, someone comes up behind him, puts his hands over his eyes...

This podcast is off to a legendary start. Between Horatio's insane character, Mike Hanford's John Lennon (which for some reason was the funniest thing in the world for me) and this week's show my gut has been...well, busted!

Same kind of hoagie that Joaquin Phoenix eats in The Master and Kevin Copser eats in that action movie they did the Teaser Freezer for.

Only one trusted adult for you?

I would have liked to hear SO much more about Hayes going to camp. And uh, you know what should be on next year's Fail List? Hollywood Handbook taking a week off! #LOL

It would be a great crossover, but Paul has already all but said that they won't do Grown Ups 2 since they have friends (by which they mean Swarsdon). But honestly if Swarsdon doesn't have a sense of humor about how despicably bad these Sandler movies are, he's not worth being friends with. Yeah. Slam.

So, does 7:00pm work out to be 10:00pm for us EST folks? Because I'd be totes down for that. I wanna talk about Disney Channel!

Work just became quite stupid so I'm pretty much screwed for the next week. I cannot do this googly chat of which you speak, though I hope we'll meet again some sunny day. Basically like, next time you do it. I'm on EST so it's tuff.

I was diggin' Eagle. Sounds like it's right up my alley. Will be downloading his album. Also cool funny sketches bruh

WHY IS NOBODY EXPLAINING WHAT A GOOGLE CHAT IS I'M GETTING SCARED

I'm too dumb to understand what this is. Also I now realize I have no idea what google hangout is. Do I have to talk with my voice and/or show my face? Or is it like posties on the forum

You posted this on a private Facebook group and now this black font nonsense? DO YOU NOT WANT THE BOYZ TO GET T-SHIRTS? WHAT KIND OF CONSPIRACY IS THIS. For real though, if this turned into something how awesome would that be?

My gmail is jacobcrites@gmail.com. So now you have my last name and email. Let me know if you need my social security number to get this hangout brewin'

This is too good. I give you an A+ in internet excellence, and a Forumy in best original post.

Dis some crap. No new ep? My scoop troupe notebook lookin dry as a haziebone

We Hate Movies is the GOAT