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JacobCrites

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  1. Mr. Cochran, how would you describe the popcorn gallery?
  2. This is probably the greatest episode of anything ever.
  3. I just keep listening hoping someday he'll maybe talk about his one audition for SNL or his experience on Almost Famous.
  4. I only listen to HH and WTF. #realtalk
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    Episode 137 β€” Porta Potty Sushi

    Good god, that Sushi scene was on another level.
  6. Once as a burn, I saw a guy in the men's room and he was peeing so I saw his weiner. And it was so tiny, so I said, where'd the rest of your weiner go? He thanked me.
  7. Then this post gets a point! Cuz I been knockin 'em back like a nofo!
  8. My favorite pasta is chef Boy M.D. That doctor knows how to cook up some delecto-mundo pasta.
  9. I'm blushing! I mean, I'm a little cheesed Matt didn't mention my weekly "this is the best episode ever!" comments on the i4h forums but say la vee
  10. Yeah That sounds chill but my friend is in Edge of Tomorrow and the premiere's tonight. It's gonna be totes lameballs but it'll be nice to see TC again. See you round the halls.
  11. Idk this forum is starting to sound a little too scary
  12. *buzzer sound* RIGHT! This is exactly what a new forum mans needs to hit it big time. Thank youuuuuuuyuuuyuuuuuuu
  13. Hey bros, first time long time. I wanna a part of the Hollywood handbook crew/scoop troupe, but I don't feel cool enough. I need a hollywood handbook forum handbook. On-topic, though, I'm so totes digging Davinchis Diamonds. So legit. I think the best part is that the musics narrate all the physical action on screen and sometimes even contains dialogue and swears. Mikal really brought his a-game. I remember seeing him back when he didn't even have the tissue box. All he had was a dirty Lambchop hand puppet and a hair comb to make the guitar string sounds.
  14. Can't say I was a fan of the music (they were fine, but sounded like they just wanted to be Pavement with a horn section) but the scenes were off the chain hilarious. In general, though, I love the musical guests. They introduced me to David Bazan, who's just a genius.
  15. I think it's an effective pop song, that's all. Obviously not a masterpiece of songwriting or anything. Breathe, however. That song is the jam right there.
  16. I genuinely do not get the Get On Your Boots hate. It's a fun, silly rock song. For whatever reason, I love so many of the crazy non-sequiturs in this song: "All the kids are screaming but the ghosts aren't real." "Satan loves a bomb scare." It was certainly a disappointing Grammy performance, as I remember. Especially given that Radiohead came out and gave the best Grammy performance of all time right after them. This album is fantastic, though. Other than Stand-Up Comedy (which is growing on me), I love every song. No Line and Breathe are maybe my favorite U2 songs. So I have to agree with ol' sourpuss on this one!
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    Episode 287 β€” Stinky Chips

    Y'all are crazy. Mizz Chips is one of the best CBB characters ever.
  18. JacobCrites

    Comedy Bang Bang Season 3 is starting!

    The first episode seemed a little off to me until the glorious ending, where all the insanity came full circle. And the Craig Robinson episode was just a a classic front to back. I think I figured out how to get us...free pizza...for life!
  19. the streak continues.
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    Episode 286 β€” Time Bobby 3

    Oh man. The Jazz Jazz callback killed me. Such an under-appreciated character.
  21. JacobCrites

    Episode 285 β€” Solo Bolo

    The show really took off at minute 13. Sucks for you.
  22. Dang, Love and Peace or Else is my favorite song from this album. Where is the love
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    Episode 285 β€” Solo Bolo

    Legendary episode. Strong contender for best episode of the year. I agree with Ben that it gave Scott a chance to really shine since he didn't have to play the straight-man the whole time .
  24. Oh man, I was hoping beyond hope that they'd find a way to get to Atlantis in that angry-driving scene, seeing as the set-up was so similar.
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