Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

JacobCrites

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content count

    1504

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    12

Posts posted by JacobCrites

  10. Posted

     

     

    I've seen you in the halls and I always thought you looked cool. We're gonna break into the abandoned nursing home tonight if you wanna come. But don't talk about U2 all night, 'cuz we only listen to punk rock.

     

    Yeah That sounds chill but my friend is in Edge of Tomorrow and the premiere's tonight. It's gonna be totes lameballs but it'll be nice to see TC again. See you round the halls.

  12. Posted

     

     

    Also noteworthy is:

     

    1) Andrew is British. He's really British. If he was American and faking it by using words like "bloody" and "wanker", he's be a cigarette (get that funny joke?).

     

    2) There are three forum members we're all only pretending to like. IF you can guess who they are, you get a prize.

     

    3) Fan fiction is a good way to get a lot of likes.

     

    4) There are three types of posters:

    i) High-volume, medium-quality. These posters post all the time and are usually funny. Expect 1-3 likes per post

    ii) Low-volume, exquisite-quality. These posters post a few times per week and usually nail it. Expect upwards of 5 likes per post. Examples: OcterDoctopus, VB

    iii) Those three people we're only pretending to like. Again, these people are human garbage and no one likes them but it's funny to pretend. All of their likes are sarcastic.

     

    5) You're new here. Suck my dick. Seriously, you have to do it. Suck my dick. Do it. Now. Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh

     

    6) Hayes and Sean don't post here that much. I'm pretty sure they only occasionally even read it. They advertise on the show that you can talk to them here, but they're big-leaguing you. But you can't complain, because they're the alpha dogs and if you don't pay them 'spect then you're one of the dumpster people.

     

    7) Oh and one more thing. If you go on vacation or otherwise can't post on here for any period of time, LET US KNOW BEFOREHAND. It's scary when you think something bad happened to Chanson.

     

    8) Note the locations of the members. Most members will give you their state or even city. If you live near one, go to one of the local meetups. For example, Val and I get lunch three times a week to discuss the show and the direction of the forums. But we're premium members, so even if you live nearby you'll have to go to one of the junior meetups for a while before you can come to one of the premium meetups. You should put in a request for a corp card to expense travel and meal expenses you incur for these meetups. Until you get the corp card, just keep your receipts and submit expense reports.

     

    9) Oh, I actually thought the pro version was only for donators, too. The one time I got it was right after I donated a butt-ton of money to the show. I guess it's actually just for a random forum member. So if you do well you can get a shout-out. Also we try to use real names on here now.

    *buzzer sound* RIGHT! This is exactly what a new forum mans needs to hit it big time.

    Thank youuuuuuuyuuuyuuuuuuu

    • Like 2

  13. Posted

    Hey bros, first time long time. I wanna a part of the Hollywood handbook crew/scoop troupe, but I don't feel cool enough. I need a hollywood handbook forum handbook.

     

    On-topic, though, I'm so totes digging Davinchis Diamonds. So legit. I think the best part is that the musics narrate all the physical action on screen and sometimes even contains dialogue and swears.

     

    Mikal really brought his a-game. I remember seeing him back when he didn't even have the tissue box. All he had was a dirty Lambchop hand puppet and a hair comb to make the guitar string sounds.

    • Like 8

  16. Posted

    I genuinely do not get the Get On Your Boots hate. It's a fun, silly rock song. For whatever reason, I love so many of the crazy non-sequiturs in this song: "All the kids are screaming but the ghosts aren't real." "Satan loves a bomb scare."

     

    It was certainly a disappointing Grammy performance, as I remember. Especially given that Radiohead came out and gave the best Grammy performance of all time right after them.

     

    This album is fantastic, though. Other than Stand-Up Comedy (which is growing on me), I love every song. No Line and Breathe are maybe my favorite U2 songs. So I have to agree with ol' sourpuss on this one!

×