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Self, it's your 'choice' to be 'critical' of the salty, sadistic popcorn that'll surely produce a desert-like mouth atmosphere in the morn.

It's been a long time since the original American Pie. Some things never change. I STILL love seeing great breasts on film. #americanreunion

Jennifer Lopez and two of her clones warm up... http://t.co/G0BqhJb2

Facebook Timeline is way better than you think. #unsolicitedopinion

I think this is going to be the best summer movie season this year. #highexpect #unsolicitedopinion

I think we are all having too many children. Tone it down, humanoids. #unsolicitedopinion

#goodreads 90s trip down memory lane. > Sniffing Glue: A childhood in Christian pop. / Guernica / - http://t.co/94NghKau

#MADMEN. Friggin' great. #unsolicitedopinion

Man, did the world fucking speed up or something it's April First.

Where can a guy go for document shredding/destruction 'round here? I had some shady dealings with some Libyans.

Woke up today, thought I had #Lottery Fever. Turns out it was just diarrhea. #IfIHitTheMegaMillion first thing I'm buying is new sheets.

"I think everybody's a bit like Pete Campbell. They won't admit it but they really are." #madmen

Bob Jones University picks soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines for its mascot http://t.co/6xi9ZEWO

Hunger Games is 142 minutes? There's gonna be so much sweet irony washing over people when their stomachs start rumbling in that third hour.

The #Fixed Apple iPhone Rock God Commercial http://t.co/XVooviqk

If you love #bacon, don't marry it. Let it go. If it comes back to you, consult your physician.

Well, @KyleBusch managed to survive @JimmieJohnson and @JeffGordonWeb trying to wreck him, & passed the reigning Cup Champ in Turn 4. #props

"I'm not one of those people who airs my personal business via the Internet, but this particular status is an obvious exception." #facebook

It's always exciting when a former #SNL cast member returns to host. Especially one as biracial as Maya Rudolph: http://t.co/RgShX7Pr

Phasing out the skit: How hip-hop outgrew one of its most frustrating traditions http://t.co/AYTIWp0R cc: @JohnsonJosh

D'you see the dad shoot up his daughter's laptop b/c she was acting like a petulant child? HONESTLY, where do these kids LEARN this stuff?!

Tina Fey and the Cult of Liz Lemon http://t.co/A1z74VbH

I neglected to inform you @SteveMartinToGo was on #Conan tonight. If interested the repeat is at 1AM #EST on #TBS.

Sometimes I forgo correcting them--basking in the sassy style of the moment--and simply flash the knowing smile of a cunning #maxxinista.

Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times by Jesse Eisenberg http://t.co/xIoJxLry