brandonlee81

I hope they do this to our Hampton Inn when the #Superbowl comes to #Simpsonville: http://t.co/Sv4k4Wdo

I like/hate The Artist: How the Academy Awards slant our views of movies http://t.co/ChN9eo7Z

I neglected to inform you @SteveMartinToGo was on #Conan tonight. If interested the repeat is at 1AM #EST on #TBS.

I should've known something was up when I got off the Haywood exit and didn't smell any Fierce wafting into my car.

I think this is going to be the best summer movie season this year. #highexpect #unsolicitedopinion

I think we are all having too many children. Tone it down, humanoids. #unsolicitedopinion

I want to go to there. "@TheSoup This is overflowing with win. #SoMeaty #SuperBowl http://t.co/aufhzg3c"

I'll most likely be rooting for whoever's trailing late in the fourth quarter.

If you love #bacon, don't marry it. Let it go. If it comes back to you, consult your physician.

In honor of @WonderboyMMA's #UFC143 KO: Tenacious D - #Wonderboy http://t.co/r6xlBlyO #Simpsonville

In Honor of The Phantom Menace 3D release, a @pattonoswalt #classic: At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel http://t.co/K0sJEQkz

Is there anywhere that does foot massages, as thorough as a regular massage? I doubt the pedicure foot massage is as thorough.

It's always exciting when a former #SNL cast member returns to host. Especially one as biracial as Maya Rudolph: http://t.co/RgShX7Pr

It's been a long time since the original American Pie. Some things never change. I STILL love seeing great breasts on film. #americanreunion

It's busted from all the arduous agricultural work we've accomplished today. Besides, this gas-powered tiller works better. #LeaveThatHoe

Jennifer Lopez and two of her clones warm up... http://t.co/G0BqhJb2

Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times by Jesse Eisenberg http://t.co/xIoJxLry

Lots of interesting new followers with interesting names, interesting sex websites, and interesting points of view. http://t.co/WkShMlLo

Love Interruption - Jack White - Music Video - VEVO http://t.co/P06yLP3h

Man, did the world fucking speed up or something it's April First.

Odd Couple: Romney v. Gingrich:How the GOP race became a showdown between a walking OCD diagnosis & a serial adulterer http://t.co/u7BxeDvJ

Ok, I'll admit it. Some of the food you're posting looks friggin' awesome.

On the bright side, at least the people mourning Whitney Houston's death will never revel in her downfall again.

Phasing out the skit: How hip-hop outgrew one of its most frustrating traditions http://t.co/AYTIWp0R cc: @JohnsonJosh

Self, it's your 'choice' to be 'critical' of the salty, sadistic popcorn that'll surely produce a desert-like mouth atmosphere in the morn.