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In Honor of The Phantom Menace 3D release, a @pattonoswalt #classic: At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With A Shovel http://t.co/K0sJEQkz

"Rounding to the nearest million." Ellen Degeneres stands up to One Million Moms http://t.co/rKw5sqmp

Phasing out the skit: How hip-hop outgrew one of its most frustrating traditions http://t.co/AYTIWp0R cc: @JohnsonJosh

#LISTEN: @HowardStern's tirade on conservatives’ outdated and harmful stance toward #LGBT rights re: Ellen/Million Moms http://t.co/J0gCs8rs

Great performance by @karminmusic on #SNL. They've got a pretty decent episode goin' tonight. Thankfully, a dog helped save the cold open.

Good article about Whitney from @TheAVClub: http://t.co/YPphUN7j

"I'm not one of those people who airs my personal business via the Internet, but this particular status is an obvious exception." #facebook

So thankful for the Internet. Now whenever I do a good deed I can tell the entire world so everyone knows what a selfless person I am.

#whateverthefuckittakes.

Hey. We were ALL offended. "@TheAVClub Catholic leaders upset over Nicki Minaj performance specifically intended to upset Catholic leaders."

Ok, I'll admit it. Some of the food you're posting looks friggin' awesome.

Love Interruption - Jack White - Music Video - VEVO http://t.co/P06yLP3h

#Love Interruption - Jack White - Music Video - VEVO http://t.co/P06yLP3h

Jeremy Lin Has Helped Me Through Some Pretty Tough Times by Jesse Eisenberg http://t.co/xIoJxLry

Lots of interesting new followers with interesting names, interesting sex websites, and interesting points of view. http://t.co/WkShMlLo

Sometimes I forgo correcting them--basking in the sassy style of the moment--and simply flash the knowing smile of a cunning #maxxinista.

I neglected to inform you @SteveMartinToGo was on #Conan tonight. If interested the repeat is at 1AM #EST on #TBS.

Tina Fey and the Cult of Liz Lemon http://t.co/A1z74VbH

D'you see the dad shoot up his daughter's laptop b/c she was acting like a petulant child? HONESTLY, where do these kids LEARN this stuff?!

It's always exciting when a former #SNL cast member returns to host. Especially one as biracial as Maya Rudolph: http://t.co/RgShX7Pr

Well, @KyleBusch managed to survive @JimmieJohnson and @JeffGordonWeb trying to wreck him, & passed the reigning Cup Champ in Turn 4. #props

If you love #bacon, don't marry it. Let it go. If it comes back to you, consult your physician.

The #Fixed Apple iPhone Rock God Commercial http://t.co/XVooviqk

Hunger Games is 142 minutes? There's gonna be so much sweet irony washing over people when their stomachs start rumbling in that third hour.

Bob Jones University picks soulless, godless, rampaging killing machines for its mascot http://t.co/6xi9ZEWO