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Sean, I'm citing you for telling a repeat story. Now you need to tell that same story over and over again.

Not sure which episode it was, but the scene that's always stuck with me is the one where Ian Roberts was the catholic school teacher, lifting desks up and smashing them down on students.

Jonathan Banks (the guy who played Mike Ehrmantraut on Breaking Bad) got his first acting gig in 1974 in this weird-ass short, "Linda's Film on Menstruation". At age 27, he's playing a teenager whose girlfriend is getting her first period at age 15. The best part is probably at 10:40, where he blames the shitty weather on his girlfriend's period, and is then part of her crazy gameshow dream sequence. At 15:35 he's got a great spiel about being able to buy sanitary napkins. He also reflects on how the Statue of Liberty looks knocked up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTEOpEGvcKA

I'd seriously love to see Eric's nervous fumbling and battery dropping. Brett, if you go out with him to interview again, try to capture some of it with your phone or something.

Watched the first 4 episodes tonight. SO good. Loved the anti-pot lady, who was just barely keeping it together. Jerry Minor's "Bee-yotch!": classic.

So good to hear Ian Roberts again. Can always count on him to bring it. Awesome fairy stuff, too. My car sometimes doesn't make it.

I'd love to hear Ian Roberts again. Has Scott Aukerman done the show yet?

Holy hot damn, this is terrifying. Almost as terrifying as the BUDDHISTS. The whole thing is 'can't-turn-away-from-this-trainwreck' good, but the best parts are probably from about 4:05-4:45, as well as from 7:23-7:45. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY0M7IdNl7U

For some reason, all of the hair puns (and that entire scene, really) had me holding back from spraying coffee all over my monitor. So glad to to be hair.

This guy is angry about being locked out of a mall in Toronto. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkvnqoHQBcY

Amazing. How did Wu-Tang never sample this???

Here's the UN-remixed, original version of this guy describing the car accident he was just in. Foom, foom!

Almost feel bad for posting this one. I mean, what's a guy supposed to do if he's got Tourette's? But dammit, I couldn't keep from chortling.

Thought this was fake at first, but it's an ACTUAL commercial for this guy's mobile home business. Production value + apathy: together at last.

Oh, man. I LOVE the remixed version of the surfer dude. If you search 'surfer dude' on YouTube, it's the one with the big white letters across the thumbnail. Catchy as HELL. Here's one that I think would be great for a scene. This lady really loves her dog (and vice-versa, I suppose):

Psyched that they used the clip I posted (evolution inside a peanut butter jar). But man, the biggest laugh for me this week was "Don't come back 'til you fill up all 5 rings". Custom toilet shapes = the future.

Is it possible to be half-empty WITH something? Couldn't that same container of sand + air been half-empty with say... lava?

Nice Olympics spot, Besser! Here's something about evolution and peanut butter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ASzDDOaLyk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I dug this episode a lot, particularly the "Eric-says-something-completely-unrelated-before-getting-to-the-actual-point" bit.

This episode makes me want to pretend to drink champagne. Amazing stuff.

Amazing reaction to a talking redneck head rolling down the bar towards you in a jar: "What a great jar!"

As always, hilarious stuff. Put your hands down, pudding-bomber!!!

I could almost taste that fart sandwich through my earbuds. Lost it at "don't move your hands". It's an exacting science, apparently.

I hurt myself. Ian Roberts was gold. Please have him back soon. (Walsh (& Poehlermaybe??? too).