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RIP Mike Kelley http://t.co/KMf7IR09 #SonicYouthDirty

Listen to Scott Aukerman, Harris Wittels - Harris Re-Examines His Life: http://t.co/ks7UgiFU via @Earwolf

Ill. nuclear reactor loses power, venting steam - http://t.co/whssVwgH

‘Flying People’ Stun New Yorkers to Promote New Movie ‘Chronicle’ http://t.co/fcayMj8J

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a hand stamping on a coffee french press - forever: http://t.co/dvsoDADR

North By Northwest Neon Gif! (You're welcome) http://t.co/OmZW38Ao

Just found out 5 Hour Energy is nothing more than cocaine and bumblebees

John Carpenter's Mitt Romney

Today's Super Bowl plans: Watch the Puppy Bowl followed by Patton Oswalt in Big Fan.

My mechanic has issues reaching the pedals http://t.co/MTDuHDCB

Russian scientists drill into Antarctic lake sealed off for 15 million years http://t.co/Clv3Ngp4 via @guardian

Congratulations SF Giants on winning the cup! Best part was the final basket! City by the bay, yay! Go Team!

Instagram makeover: see Obama, Bush and Blair transformed! Well, sort of http://t.co/kW9l6H5s via @guardian

Aw, come on! How is this NOT a monolith?? 'Monolith' Object on Mars? You Could Call It That http://t.co/F5XrmjmY via @LiveScience

Remember when bands would skip touring on some albums? Now some bands hit the same city 3 times in 1 year #spoiled #inmyday...

So, Coachella. That's like a female coach, right? #yourdad

'If you had to choose between people & animals, who would you pick?' [...] 'Me, too. People!' We Bought A Zoo or Henry:Portrait of a Killer?

Talking With Michael Graves http://t.co/koD4gy1l via @Caring

Watch a subwoofer and some fancy camera work cause water to defy gravity http://t.co/Sv8RwGTs

The highly productive habits of Alan Turing | Ars Technica http://t.co/fO8RXweS

If you eat processed foods prepared like a pharoah's body before entering the afterlife, you might want to rethink your stance on ACA.

When did bars that serve food become 'gastropubs?' It sounds like a form of flatulent dysentery. At least it's not gustatory imbibe zones...

I'd like to thank ComEd for failing to turn on my power during a heat wave. No wonder auto correct always adds a Y to their name...

New Street Artist ‘Bored’ Turns Chicago Sidewalks into an Alternative Monopoly Game http://t.co/IIxSFvxX via @colossal

Italian art historians 'find 100 Caravaggio paintings' via @Telegraph http://t.co/iZuMcKJb