Silvrwoman

Don't even think about it Joe! I can't compete with souprman

Oh, that's why I love Christian Rock so much! It all makes sense now! Thanks ashley and jakal! Fun Fact: it's scientifically proven that ppl with hand fetishes have sexy I mean normal feet

Don't fall for it Joe! I've been to greggy's estate. It gets weird. But bad news is there's no good place to get coffee around there. Also, do not bring your brother no matter what he says! Edit: Foxcatcher

Leave music out of this. Put your costume back on and take a pic, add funny caption. Thanks

I'm at a party and reading the forum. Which is really the same as being at work, which is hell. So, yea, A+B=C, mathematically, I'm already there Norm

Welcome back souprman! Now that you're back, can you please do something about this demonlover69 guy?

How FaX Machines Have Failed (to adapt to modern technologies)? Hey, FaX Me Hollywood handbook fan Fiction? Her FaX Machine Hates Faxes? His FaX Machine Hurts Feelings? Sorry, I'm so behind the times - how can anybody keep up with all these internet slang acronyms

If ashley doesn't like this pic of my mask trying to escape my face, I'm gonna throw honlads off a bridge

ashley, It doesn't look like it will be that difficult. If you don't have makeup remover, just use lotion. Btw, are you high?

thejjar, "if one prompts, one must respond to said prompt" What you be?

I didn't plan a costume, so if I go out, I'll prob be that wich lady from Troll 2, and just glue some popcorn on a black dress

look, Brandon Content has been working on ashley's favorite show: Wouldn't it be great if "gear" was accidentally omitted? Oh well, there's always tomorrow

Stop copy/pasting my OkCupid profile!

Ugh that's what my dad always says *Is this... a) weird enough, v funny, b ) not weird enough, should have went with my first version, but still v funny c) could be weirder, but it's v funny d) almost crossed the line but didn't, so it's v funny e) half as weird as thejjar can get, thus v funny

I had to read this post three times before I realized it didn't say, "Elmer Fudd"

Joe, I think you forgot that you're only allowed to flirt with me. ashley's cool, so I don't mind if we throw her in the mix, but thejjar's ego is big enough as it is, and I don't even think he'd be down for any weird stuff. No big deal though, people forget things all the time

Very impressed with ashley's poem. It is actually pretty good. It made me feel things - mostly depression for it not being bad enough for me to make fun of. Now that your interests have changed, however, I think its time for you to write a HH related one. And because you were able to write that amazing Watchman poem when you were only 17, you must be a genius poet by now. No pressure

Thank you Wheez! I couldn't have done it without you

I really like your outfit. Plus certain photos were too provocative, so I dressed your cats more appropriately:

Wheez, just like the sexy posts were bothering you last week, this sportz talk is making me feel uncomfortable and left out. I think it's your turn to try and change the topic

Apparently he was so cool and aloof that he "moved his buzzer around as if it were trying to escape." What does that mean? "I'm so nonchalant that my buzzer doesn't even care about being here"? Edit: Link to actual article: http://www.ew.com/article/2015/10/27/jeopardy-tom-what-twitter

Sorry for the edits and double posts. I'm having trouble

Maybe your jack-o-lantern is that sexy. Mine "won't do that" and would "rather just illuminate a porch"

At first I thought you were being funny by plugging "artificially inseminates" into the text. Now, I realize it's actually part of the wikipedia entry. What a creative way to tell a story about motherhood while maintaining the mother's virtue and purity; she didn't even have to participate in dirty evil sex! Next season: Alien's come down and mind-control Jane into orgasming. She loved it, but doesn't have to feel guilty about blemishing her purity because her mind was being controlled

I love how Joe is actually holding the trash can: