Silvrwoman

Hmmm thankfully I got that girl boost?

I know that you're drunk right now, but this is actually really funny (intentionally so or not). So go to sleep now, everything's okay.

Don't worry, this is a dead thread anyway. Just drunk ppl here. It reminds me of going into a bar at like 9am and seeing the "usuals" talk about their AA chips. Do they have AA down under?

You "got this shit" as you most elegantly said. Also, is this a cover? Because I feel like I've heard, "I don't know if I can physically move my fingers to the ability that you want me to move them for this" before

Sorry for fucking up your shit, but like they say, "curiosity killed the cat" because I was so angry I didn't understand so I murdered a cat. And I still don't understand, and I watch the YouTube video, yet I have no clue what your talking about

A message that you sent Souprman?

I'm confused. There was no masturbation. And which post are you so upset about?

Okay, I'll be the one to ask... How did you become such a good multitasker - read self-help book? Pants me the water though, tell us what happened so we can tell you everything will be OK

I dunno. Is cartoons trying to figure out how to say "some but limited cuddling " in normal person speak? Then yes, my brain is nothing but cartoons right now.

I also resemble Souprman's avatar

Overbidding on eBay for those VHS tapes so you could binge watch Friends to have something to talk about with your hot Guess Jeans wearing co-worker at the water cooler?

Dammit Dairy Pillows! Stop ruining my fantasy of an old man in his underwear preparing himself to go through another day at a mindless job that he hates but has to go to in order to fund that one bad decision he made in 1997 of purchasing a timeshare. He swore to himself that he was just gonna go to for the free breakfast and not commit to anything!

Just let the "go" go, man.

I just feel like I need to express with more than just a "like" that this is a really good joke and I like it a lot

Dairy Pillows, I'm really hoping you're not catfishing all of us. Actually, either way I'm cool with it.

This thread is starting to get too sexy again

Happy Bday JeffreyParties! Are you legal?

I don't know softshoe, but can I dance to "Too Close" I hope this is the correct video. I can't really play it cause I don't want dude to know I'm on a forum

I'm drunk with a guy friend kinda like Chason's recent post. I know like Dairy Pillows would say, I should be "entertaining" him but he doesn't listen to podcasts, so I'm not sure how to

Because everyone on hear seems to be getting wasted lately anyway (devscoots, chanson, mwn, and me as usual), we should all play some kind of drinking game. Any ideas on how to do this on a forum?

Name dropper

Do you remember which episode that was?

Anybody here listen to Ronna & Berverly? I used to absolutely love that podcast, but after 50 or so episodes I got kind of bored of it and stopped listening

For some reason I have a hard time listening to live shows of any podcast. There's so many ones that I can tell are objectively good, but I have a hard time finding them funny. I think it has something to do with the audience providing kind of a laugh track; even though it's authentic, it throws me off for some reason.

__Joe__, EW Scripps understands why or how you may feel, but it makes him feel __out of touch with its consumer base__ and __stupid__when you say, "__your fonts are shit__" Next time please ___pay me 5 dollars___. *Edited font color so I don't get sued for causing seizures