Silvrwoman

I'll handle this soupster: __Joe__, soup understands why or how you may feel, but it makes him feel __sad__ and __stupid__when you say, "__your posts are shit__" Next time please ___dont do that___. *Humbly edited font color because I respond to feedback very well all the time and I am a very good person.

This sounds amazing. Can you please recommend a couple episodes I should listen to first?

devscoots seemed pretty drunk and angry earlier, maybe he'll go fight him for you

Droppin names. Pants me the water though, I saw him open for Tim & Eric a while ago and he was the best part of the show

Wow I can't believe I've never heard of this podcast. dougpound was on it?

Well, you're like 8,000 miles away, and you'll probably ride your kangaroo or something here, and I don't think they can swim very well. so doing the math, I'll have just enough time to compile a Rocky-like montage of me conceiving a pretty harsh and witty comeback for your arrival

OK, you caught me. I didn't want to say that I was excited about it because I wanted to play it cool. Good boy.

Welcome!

We are a good match I am female (so almost male). I am also blonde (if I bleached my hair). I have also been "well groomed" into accepting the abhorrent and unjust actions of this society. You are a lobster suit and I wear lobster suits. I know ALL about behavorialism and positive reinforcement, so have almost no problem with your "treats" and "good boy" fetish.

@therealFatjew

All kidding a sad lid, can someone pants me the water, as well as whatever product Brandon Content recommends for washing the hundreds of earwolf t-shirts used to clean up after all the sex initiated by these photos?

Not only did I notice, but I also called your mom cause I was so worried. Unfortunately, I didn't know that you lied to her and said you were staying on my couch, when really you were smoking dope with Norm, so I told her I hadn't seen you. She became very upset, saying, "I don't know if I'd ever be able to forgive mikebonetti for this horrendous lie. I've already spent many years trying to forgive mike for telling me that he had brushed his teeth on April 7, 1992, when I know and ALWAYS knew that he hadn't, because the toothbrush was bone dry! As dry as a mother's vagina after realizing that the child she loved and raised lied to her!"* "Oh please hold on a sec Mrs. mikebonetti's Mom," I said as I tried to save the situation by pretending like I ran into you in the hall way so that your mom could overhear my side of the non-existent conversation: "mikebonetti! I didn't know you were here!" "Under the couch because you didn't want to wake me? That's kinda strange, but very considerate. You're mother must have did an extraordinary job raising you." "Good to see you too! I didn't think you'd be here cause I thought you were hanging out with Norm" "You're right, that was a good decision. Norm seems nice and everything, but I wouldn't associate with marajuana users either. You never know what he'd peer pressure you into - he might even insist that you help him light his marajuana ciggerette for him." "Oh, you have to give CPR to that baby over there to save his life, so you can't talk anymore, and probably won't be able to use a phone for a while even to call your mom because your mouth will be unavailable due to you saving that child's life? OK cool. See you later" *I preemptively apologize for mentioning your mother's youknowwhat. Thank you for your understanding

If you think that was the worst joke of all time, you definitely haven't read my emails to myself regarding ideas for a reality TV show parady, Murdering It with The Manson Family, staring Charles Manson, Episode 307, "Charlie and the Jelly Belly Factory"

I think I'm becoming too emotionally involved in this podcast/forum. Due to Hayes's recent PCG prompt, implying that he might have read some of our dog-musician puns, I am now overcome with fear that Hayes might have seen my puggpound post, or as forum user o o o o o said, the "worst joke ever posted in the history of online forums" and "the post that proved god's existence when rain consisting of thousands of heroes' blood drowned the hopes and dreams of a child every time the post was read"

This is a good post because dogs like bones, and the reference was so good and obscure that I had to google both "John Bonham" and "Frisé"

DJ Puggpound in the mix?

You opened my eyes by throwing the equivalent of acid in my face, which burned through my eyelids and thus my eyes are now opened. Or maybe I just got some salsa in my eyes, who knows.

I'm on vacation, and I'm not sure when I'll have access to internet again, so I have a few things to say just in case: 1. Because of my limited internet access, I may not be able to "like" your post. But please know that most likely I would have LOVED it. 2. That dildo egg video was insane and I'm not sure what my reaction should have been. I cracked the f up, but can a cool kid, totally not a little uncomfortable with her/his sexuality please explain it to me? I mean, I know the answer of course, but I think it would benefit others to know, and I'm in Mexico right now and I'm having trouble with the English translation. 3. On the plane here, I was trying to get caught up with The Reality Show Show. What's the appropriate time frame for that? 4. What's the weirdest thing you've experienced on a date? Please be honest and try to make me feel better about my latest endeavor 5. Last but not least, please give me a summary of all the best posts that will occur in the near future, just in case I will not be able to read them. Thanks

Just barely enough skeletons in your closets

Additional 2016 Republican presidential candidates added for good measure?

Are you suggesting that the seemingly unnecessary computer noises Cody made were really a desperate call "on his old wolf family/pack for help?" Is that why while I was listening to the episode this morning, my dog got really excited, ran out of the house, returned hours later looking awfully greasy, and now I can't record sportz because my DVR is full of VICE News?

There - I've edited your post for you so that it's recognized by the very complicated "like" algorithm he created.

Why does the website say they're scheduled for 2pm Sunday? I'm assuming they mean PST 'cause it's in LA