Silvrwoman

That's the spirit! Want to come and train at my estate, Mousetrapper Farm? It won't be super weird at all. Bring your brother

So did you win?

Beans are metaphorical, but I was literally joking

Hmm first you said KOB, which already sounds like it could be offensive, and now you're implying that I don't understand what the fuck you are talking about while you mention beans. Is this cause I'm a woman and all you think we can understand is kitchen stuff like bean spilling? Well, I understand perfectly and don't need to be a member of this "boys club." Kidney Or (garbanzo) Beans are what killed Houston. See, you're wrong, I do get it

I missed the popgal, the hangout, and now Houston's death. WTF did I miss?

Hog, I hate to do so, but I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight without telling you that your question is perfect

At first I thought you guys were commenting on the photo of my D and I felt very uncomfortable

I already did! http://forum.earwolf...post__p__165590 But here's another one of him looking great:

Yes, but apparently you're not supposed to laugh at them

What! You don't even like my Howl-iBurton Enviro-Pay Wall joke? Even I thought that was pretty good and I hate myself

I'm trying to figure out my comedic style. Any advice?

Part 1 Recap (don't want to spoil, so highlight to view): I tied my shoes Part 2: Her neck-blood soaked jeans started to really bother Silvrwoman. “These were my favorite pair! Nothing ever goes my way. Does the universe have something against me being happy?” Although unbeknownst to Silvrwoman at the time, she would soon find that the answer to her question is “Yes.” You see, billions of years ago, mankind started growing increasingly reliant on technology, and people used their bodies less and less. Why even go outside when the Howl-iBurton Enviro-Pay Wall 6s could replicate any environment on the wall of one’s own home? Because of this and other technologies, such as MySpace, which allowed humans to communicate without meeting face to face, the human body became obsolete. Only a couple of years after Mircrosoft’s big release event, everyone owned a Bing Brain-In-a-Vat 2000. Because a supercomputer just fed everyone’s experiences to them, and no one actually physically did anything, there was no one there to update the supercomputer with new software. Therefore, the supercomputer executed the same program repeatedly, and the disembodied brains only had knowledge about the universe as it was before the Brain-In-a-Vat 2000 was invented. The writer, or should I say "painter" of this program, JeffreyParties, is mean and didn't want Silvrwoman to be happy. As Silvrwoman began browsing her closet for a clean pair of paints, she thought more about the recent events that had transpired. The violent robot attack, her decapitation, tying her shoes. She remembered that time she was getting ready to meet everybody at the park, and felt rushed when Mikebonetti said, “Aight, let’s make like a tree and leaf!” Anxious, not wanting to be late for the disc golf tournament finale she had coordinated in order to impress Souprman with her Right Hand Forehand Throw, Silvrwoman simultaneously put both her legs into her pants, accidentally sticking both legs into one opening. As she thought about how Valerie Bryant calmed her down that day by advising, “put your pants on one leg at a time,” Silvrwoman confidently grabbed a pair of neck-bloodless jeans from its hanger; for the first time in a while, she knew everything was going to turn out OK. If only Valerie had also told Silvrwoman to put her shoes on last… To be continued.

So I saw this is my work inbox and it sounds like it could be one of Hayes and Sean's fake websites. It's also just a funny name for anything:

My fan fiction to JeffreyParties fan fiction: As Silvrwoman began tying her shoes, she started processing the recent events that had transpired. The violent robot attack, her decapitation, watching the latest episode of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver before its short hiatus. She thought to herself, “Man, Oliver is right, there is a lot of hatred and mistreatment in this world. It all seems so insurmountable. Bunny ears, Bunny ears, playing by a tree.” “Yuck, my neck blood got all over my jeans,” a frustrated Silvrwoman said aloud. But her own outburst didn’t faze the prodigy and she continued, “Criss-crossed the tree, trying to catch me. Bunny ears, Bunny ears, jumped into the hole. That haircut was really holding me back, and it was time for a change anyway. ” Four second later, she had completed both the securing of her footwear, and the grieving of her recent loss (head loss); most people would attribute this efficiency to Silvrwoman’s extreme mental and emotional stability, and extraordinary rhyming memory, but she knew she was just well adjusted and tremendously smart. To be continued…(next time I promise to include some other forumers) Edit: Cause I said "Late Night Tonight with John Oliver" and "contribute" instead of "attribute"

Whatever. Imma write fan fiction of your fan fiction, and it's most likely going to involve me walking around headless, having a great time

I think you should let me survive because... 1. I won't cause conflict by falling in love with a robot because they're not my type anyway 2. I used to have a nano pet, so I know how this whole artificial intelligence thing works 3. I've survived watching almost 5 episodes of Last Man on Earth 4. I didn't come here to make friends; I'm here to win 5. I've edited my 100th post so that it's dedicated to you

No, it's not OK - stand up for yourself! Nobody deserves this!

Thank you, sandwich! I didn't ralize that was my hundo 'till you brought it to my attntion. Chrs!

I die? Dammit! I must have missed part 3 . Did I at least feel some relief from this god-forsaken world before I died? JeffreyParties, I am hereby dedicating my hundredth post to you in hopes that you will save me from fan-fiction death

I loved all the Howl jokes, but is anyone else a little concerned they may get in trouble?

Yes Paul Rust! Everybody should also listen to his I4H eps

Hopefully you all know I'm trying to make a joke, but like most of my jokes, it will prob fall flat. In that case, please accept my sincerest apologies. But if it is a joke, I apologize for apologizing. Either way, I'm very very sorry

Ok, first of all, I'm sorry if my posts made made me a culprit in this thread getting too sexual. But, pretty soon we will be able to start fresh with a new thread, and I am so excited for this Paul Rust episode that I am going to cum all over your stupid faces!

Omg dad stop embarrassing us in front of our friends!