Silvrwoman

Yea but does mikebonetti really want that? Wouldn't you rather be in norcal? We're not as attractive here, but sometimes there's less traffic. Plus, public transit is slightly better

Welcome (almost?) to California!

Yea, but don't you get to count work time towards your time with gf quota? Small talk towards your conversation quota Busy work towards your time awake quota Soulless corporate overlords towards your religious observation quota By the time you get home you can just go to sleep because you've already completed a fulfilling day (aka meeting all your quotas)! Not everyone's that lucky

I wish I could also invite everyone to visit my hometown, but the Taco Bell in my area recently closed

Not listening to enough podcasts, so your subconscience is compensating for the lack of HH in your waking life by incorporating it into your dreams. So, to answer your question, no it's not OK, and you should spend the rest of your day listening to as much HH as you can (I recommend listening on 2x speed)

Lizzy, your thought process is making me like you even more. Which makes me think, because I have very good taste, that this guy will "like like" you, and therefore you should prob take action. Maybe not tonight if you're too drunk, but def sometime soon.

That's what my mom said too

I was really hoping Norm would come back with a "why, he reminds you too much of your mom?" reply as payback, but he didn't so I'll just have to pretend like he did and reply with "yes, you're right - dude does criticize me a lot"

No one here should have any problem getting laid. Ppl must be too intimidated by our good looks and great personalities Funny you should mention co-workers and getting laid. I'm about to hang out with my former coworker and I'm a little worried cause our plans keep changing to meeting up at a later and later time. Now it's kinda like date time and I'm hoping I didn't unknowingly sign up for a date

Oh my god this is amazing. And is that clarissa explains it all?

This girl in my high school "health" class put a question in the anonymous question box which asked, "how many calories does semen have in it," but the teacher couldn't answer cause she didn't even KNOW! Wtf? Look at who's teaching our children and we're still wondering why our education system is failing us as a society?!?!

Jesus soup! Stop rubbing all your HH accomplishments in our faces! We already know you're the best one here In all seriousness though, congrats and I will listen

That book has some serious balls!

Hmm...did you follow my instructions exactly? Troubleshooting tip: reboot your computer and spend longer on step 6 Don't give it away! I want everyone to have to check it out themselves so they sign my guestbook

1) Go to Ask Jeeves 2) Search for "how to build a website" 3) Click on "BuzzFeed: 10 Funny Ways to Start a Successful Website" 4) Click on BuzzFeed's recommended article pop-up: This Girl Who Brought Doritos To “The Hunger Games” Red Carpet Is All Of Us 5) Go back to Ask Jeeves 6) Search for "funny things to Ask Jeeves," allow yourself to crack up laughin at that stuff, but don't actually ask Jeeves anything; not enough time - you gotta build a website! 7) Go to GeoCities and make a website. If you want to do a Squarespace one, enter the following programming code: 001010100111001010100000111 Here's mine as an example, so you know what it should look like:

Drake the type of (fellow) to wipe the bathroom sink down even though he just went in there to check on his friend cause dude's been in there a while and Drake knows he's been going through an emotionally difficult time lately

What's the difference between an unfunny person and a person who never hears people say, "you are funny" One's Jeff Dunham and the others Deaf Jon Hamm

Does this mean you were the monster chickn? Or were you the one taking the photo? Either way, I'm very envious

Oooooh are you calling in? This is exciting! Say something about Sean so he doesn't feel left out that Eggs mentioned Hayes and not him

Is it specifically a female call-in episode? I haven't gotten around to listening to that podcast yet

Did anybody else notice on Twitter that "favorite" is now "like" depicted by a heart instead of a star. I'm not sure how I feel about this. Heart is much more intimate and appeals to our needs as humans to be loved and accepted. Star, on the other hand, just means good job, and is typically associated with early academic success. Ppl may apply receiving a star to a single behavior; whereas a heart seems like it's judging who that user is as a person

Sean did an amazing job. Quite possibly the only person who could pull something like that off. The Hayes drawer thing was perfect. One of my favorite episodes

Chanson, I know I'm newish here, but I wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday. Like others, I also would like to give you a birthday cake; however, unlike some of the other forumers, I don't really know you yet, so I had to kind of give it my best shot using the little information I have. Please don't get upset, but I'm going to mansplain it just in case some ppl don't get it (I would never mansplain anything directly to you). 1. Chasity Belt: Didn't get very many results from googling "Chanson Cake," but it turns out there is a pretty good image available for "Chasity Cake," which contains many of the same letters, so I'm hoping it's close enough 2. Boat: I think that you like boats or your dad likes boats. Either way, it's a pretty sick boat and I hope you like it 3. Space Needle: You are from Seattle and/or like to talk about Seattle 4. Dog: You love your dog. I also love my dog very much, so I can relate. 5. Coke Zero: You love it!

Nevermind

This is from when Katniss and Peeta finally do it, right?