Silvrwoman

Thank you, thejjar. I appreciate the sentiment, but who cares that it's my birth birth day when everyone knows that it is also, and more importantly, my HH forum bday as well. H@p¶y F°®um Bday 2 m€

Spunky when is Dennis's bday party and are we invited that is the cutest thing I've ever seen gimme that dog please

Hey Auden, this is great. You should add stuff to the wiki (©nohorseman®™<3) if you want: http://hollywoodhandbook.wikia.com/wiki/Hollywood_Handbook_Wikia

I liked it better when you guys posted your "suck it" fantasies to your vision boards and not here.

Is he single?

Not to sound like a brand whore, but this is the soap I use: Sorry, it's very expensive.

Yes, I don't even get my car washed cause of the drought, so Jeffrey's smear campaign didn't work on me. He probably also keeps the water running while brushing his teeth

Vote me CEO, I will ban Jack AND Jeffrey, and everyone gets 1 month free trial Howl, no promo code needed; I'm gonna remove the promo code box

I did edit the post, sorry.

Welcome Megs ! Gollstone, take back your like.

Why, so you and thejjar can pretend it's your Snapchat again? Smdh

#SeanAndHayes4EverTomCanHangOutWithHayesInGroupSettings

Great ep! Excellent guest! And I didn't know Jackal was such a huge Jimmy Hendrix fan!

Henry, did you not get my PM, or are you ignoring me? If you are ignoring me, you should know that I didn't mean to type a message or even log on to my account, I just fell asleep on my keyboard, probably accidentally smashed the keys with my head. On the other hand, if you like the message, it took me 7 hours to compose and I didn't even use the spell check feature - I already knew all those words

Jeff, I know you must be very upset cause of my sick burns, but don't take it out on the newbies; cry into your pillow like a normal person

^look at these words too. someone get this guy some alphabet pasta, am I right, fellas?

Dear Jeff, Half of those words you used look funny. Read a dictionary or two. Love, Silvr

Thank you, MP. I ended up buying 1000 envelopes in one trip and wore huge pants in which to hide them so that I didn't make the same horribly embarrassing mistake as you did. I appreciate the lessons learned advice, but now I may have some unnatural feelings towards envelopes. Oh well.

I start my new job tomorrow and I'm very nervous about it rn. To deal with my anxiety, I'm telling myself it is just like any other Monday night and another great as usual episode will come out tomorrow and you will listen to it on your way to work and just like any other Tuesday at your old job, you won't be able to hide your HH-induced grin from the receptionist who will think you are crazy and you will try to convince her that you're not crazy by making up a story about how you just were thinking about the funny cat video you watched the other day and that's why you are grinning but unfortunately she loves cat videos and asks you to send her a link and so you spend the next 2 hours searching YouTube for a cat video funny enough to elicit the type of grin you've had on your face since you walked in but nothing seems funny enough and so then you start looking at funny raccoon videos because you don't think she'll really remember that you said cat and not raccoon but by the time you find an acceptable video (panda video, you did not "get" the raccoon-based humor) everybody including the receptionist has already left for the day and you are pretty sure she knows you're lying about having seen a funny cat video and it's too late to do anything about it so you just decide that it's not that big of a deal and you'll worry about it tomorrow. Maybe you can tell her your computer had a virus that day and so you couldn't send her the funny cat video and now it's been removed from YouTube for copyright infringement or maybe you can just record a video yourself, like a 2 hour video of a cat stuffed animal with a voice over of you reading Kanye west tweets and occasionally saying "meow" and when she looks confused and worried about you, you'll tell her it's anti-comedy and it's hilarious but she just doesn't get it and before you know it it will be Tuesday again and another great Hollywood handbook episode will be released and she probably will have forgotten about the whole cat thing by then anyway. TL;DR: I am so freakin stoked for this Jon Daly Hollywood Handbook episode Oh and gollstone, I think new eps are usually released midnight PST

Yes, Lizzy! Ashley did those soft drink (thirsty) reviews (Rotten Tomatoes --> old tomatoes)! I know - I made that hint way too difficult

1. It is certain 2. My sources say no 3. Ask again later 4. Outlook good Hint #1: Thirsty, old tomatoes

Hi everyone. I very much enjoyed the ep this week. Will you guyz please play 20 Questions with me? Guess which forumer is in town visiting me. The forumer in question has been asked to not, but probably will, participate in this contest.

This is amazing. Robotam, I will be forever grateful for the joy it's brought to my day. Even the title has got me crackin up. Do you guys think it would sound better as a ringtone or a doorbell? Asking for a friend

No need to review, Kevin; I've done it for you: What a great and hilarious ep. Also, Hayes’s apple and peanut butter song was sincerely a good song, regardless of comedic intent.