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Silvrwoman

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  1. Silvrwoman

    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    Do you think they know how to play video games?
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    Episode 254 - Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend Part 3

    Just came here to say that the new forum looks sexy af...wait am I even allowed to say that anymore?
  3. Hi Paul, Because any day now we'll all have self-driving cars, allowing us to watch movies and TV during our commutes, and thus rendering podcasts obsolete, how much podcast stock should I short sell, and what if the cars eventually start just driving wherever they want?
  4. Doesn't it seem pretty f*cked that Mikethehuman knows we didn't get an HH ep this week, yet he's still refusing to do one of his classic bits? It's like why is he punishing us even more? At least Henry compiled 4 hours of ads to help us feel better. Maybe do what Henry did next time, Mike, thanks. Also, I can't even be mad at Sean and Hayes cause I've turned in the same paper to so many classes before. And also this was a great ep and Imma listen to it for a third time cause I don't want to miss an ad* *do not sing this part of the post out loud or you'll sound like Aerosmith song
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Jeff, just be happy you were able to make another account. And also it must be p great to have 2 huge penises, so cheer up buddy
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Henry, you don't have to prove your masculinity to us, we already know you hate women
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    Ever since Reddit changed its algorithm and got that girl CEO, I'm seeing more posts about Sean needing to stay in the cut, and I don't like it
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    Episode 185 - Zeke Nicholson, Our Close Friend

    F*ck yes I finally made the pic and I'm right next to Greggy and Robotam! #DreamsDoComeTrue
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    Episode 177 - Wild Horses, Our Close Friends

    I used to receive work emails from DumpTruckLoads.com at least 9 times a year. The messages even somehow followed me to another job. But this episode has made me realize that it has been months since I've received those sweet DumpTruckLoads.com emails. Months. I wonder if they are ghosting me cause they found out I've looked into recycling </3
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Actually only 3 is a pro. "People swallow 8 spiders a year in their sleep" is a myth. I can't believe you still think that lol. The fact is most people swallow an average of 7 to 69 spiders per night, depending on their appetite. That's why they say eating a full breakfast and light snacks throughout the day is important. Helps you keep your figure and also not eat spiders. Strict dieting is unsustainable, you really have to just eat healthier. Just try not drinking soda or swallowing spiders in your sleep for a month, and then you'll see how good you feel
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    I literally just got beaned by a coffee mug, henry. And not in the way you're supposed to be beaned by a coffee mug in the morning
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Speaking of messengers, I just got freagin beaned in my forum DMs. No joke. No one check their DMs, it's a trick and you're probably gonna get beaned
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    Episode 171 - Chris Bannon, Our Close Boss

    Hi guys. Please help me do the math, and tell me if my week was good or bad: Pro: This was a great ep. Pro: Hayes's twitter went viral again Pro: On Saturday, I got to see Shitty Jobs starring Sean, Dom, DC Pierson, and Ben Rodgers; it was a very funny show. Con: Today I spent my lunch break tryna think of a funny joke comparing Trump to Hitler, but yet again, all I came up with was comparing how I like my men to how I like my coffee Con: Everything else
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    Episode 163 - Yassir Lester, Our Close Friend

    Thx I njoy u 2. Sorry 4 shortnes' o dis pos but I 'm v bsy 2
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    Episode 163 - Yassir Lester, Our Close Friend

    I was also v mad while listening to this because it was too short. Henry, please edit again to make longer. Maybe Sean finds fourth kite. P.s. Hey isn't it funny that Sean was looking for a kite but found another fun thing in the sky (God) instead?
  16. Joe, congratulations! You are bomb dot com and I hope you have a great forum bday. I do remember that ranking post and it was bullshit. I even did the math myself, turns out the post suuuuuuuuuuucked. Ringo is the best Beatle
  17. I love this bit. Say what you will, but look how it's brought us all together. Jeffrey, you're a true hero. But like a hero who will put jellyfish food in your swim trunks so that he has a better chance of getting to piss on you
  18. They must not be feeding him, he sounds hungry! Wished he would have spelled out "pizza" instead though, am I right
  19. Mashed people leg???? Did anyone else notice this secret message?!!! Jeffrey, this is some f'd up sh*t!
  20. Keep it up, Jeff. You're almost at 1. I know you can do it. Think of all the likes
  21. I haven't been posting much lately cause I wasted my data plan buying tampons on Amazon. Ugh Verizon's Unlimited Plan. More like unlimited data throttling, am I right ladies? Jk I have AT&T Great ep this week btw!
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    Episode 144 - Howard Kremer, Our Close Friend

    Sorry that was a bad post . Thank you all for the bday wishes. I love you guys, this is the best forum
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    Episode 144 - Howard Kremer, Our Close Friend

    I don't know if it's just because I haven't been drinking much lately and now I've had a few, but that is a cute fuck*ng dog
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    Episode 144 - Howard Kremer, Our Close Friend

    Hey, Silver Worm is my mother's name. Please call me daddy
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