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Lloyd Blankfein's the Wrong Spokesman for Gay Rights. @HRC, this is why many gays feel "dollared out" by your group. http://t.co/uf6FxF24

Bill O'Reilly: "They're Portraying Him As a Religious Zealot" Me: Well, he is! @Gawker http://t.co/G2a9S83r #duh #p2 #tcot #catholic

.@hegedusericc I see your t-shirt line is out. Congrats! I don't think this needs to be in kids' sizes though. http://t.co/U3uKYqwC

Who's gonna get fired for big @mittromney fail? Shoulda never gone with the stadium option, pics look pathetic. His "tank & helmet" moment?

.@ThisIsRobThomas My dog threw the damn cone across the room (still can't figure out how). Still barks at it if she sees it in the garage.

.@MalinAkerman You look great. You'll have a great time. @craigyferg

.@MattMira But I can only afford the one hooker, so they have to share. There will be Purell, I imagine.

.@KateWalsh, you nudey cutey on the cover of Shape. I betcha you're wearing your @boyfriend in this pic. http://t.co/uIUqhr0A via @CBSNews

How many Republicans do you think they lost this time out? Every debate ends with less then when they started.

Tyler Labine will happen. I don't know that this is the series, but he will eventually happen. http://t.co/Sc3QMajv #pilot #justinkirk #nbc

Watch .@PaleyCenter events in your underwear. Or naked. Or drunk off your ass (though I don't recommend that). But how? http://t.co/97XpLxaI

Is that a giant drag queen on We the People with Gloria Allred? She needs new hair people, stat.

Wow! Is this a new .@RickSantorum ad running in Michigan? http://t.co/LpoxANSZ

Commented on: Eric Stonestreet's photo "Hey @colemanthedog I'm at @ji..." on WhoSay: http://t.co/v4sOhBUz

‘Late Late Show’ Director Brian McAloon To Depart After 17 Years http://t.co/4OYSzizO @rsanews @craigyferg @latelateshow

Daily Kos: Newt Gingrich's sugar daddy not proud of serving America http://t.co/a9ViPwE3 via @dailykos

Rick Santorum's Beer Money http://t.co/v5dXOI9T via @motherjones

Dear Twitter spammers, what will you do when all the pics of anonymous hot girls have been used? Disney princesses? Oh, okay, but not Ariel.

New Bobcat Goldthwait-directed film is just all kinds of f**kin' awesome. http://t.co/HydJYnaT via @youtube #godblessamerica #thatsthetitle

Remember that guy in the red leather suit? Where'd he go? http://t.co/JGJ27X7b

Al Qaeda Is Going Gently into the Night - Global - The Atlantic Wire http://t.co/6jICVC4b

Westboro protesters or Photoshop? It's the latter at #whitney funeral http://t.co/B5W8Z9Ut #lies #religion #lgbt #scum

Win a colonoscopy from @CBSCares! http://t.co/HkfLn55z

.@ComedyCentral Bernie Mac tribute special 2night at 10. 3-1/2 years later, but whatever. Watch clips of Bernie at http://t.co/h7YlUDzh

Ugh, so many .@nerdist podcasts in my queue, three a week? Oh Jonah Del Rey, what will I do? #nerdproblems @jonahray