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    I love how the 'mobile' versions of websites don't let you zoom in by pinching in on the iPhone screen.

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    Overheard at FSU: "I'm going to Chili's now to start drinking for buffet."

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    AS I FORESAW ā€œ@jimmykimmel: In case you missed it - Movie :The Movie http://t.co/ZkXpQ3Fpā€

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    I might have fun possibly watching the highlights from Jimmy Kimmel tomorrow. SUCK IT NIELSEN AHHHHH

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    Ok so I'll admit that Angelina Jolie's ghost is not that attractive anymore.

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    Dear Twitter, let's be clear. I like snark. I just want either quality or manageability. That is all.

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    RT ā€œ@bing: #MoviesWereBestWhen Halle Berry showed them boobies. http://t.co/OYDip3tv #Oscarsā€

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    Did that McDonalds ad just say their coffee is an good anniversary gift? #ApocalypseNow

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    http://t.co/SomYTlUl
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    All night, half the week, Vacate Wall Street http://t.co/pziJvPxm

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    Passed an Army guy carrying his helmet. I'm carrying a sprite. #valor #lemon #lime

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    Props to my classmate for honking at me from behind as I walk to my early morning meeting. #false

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    An Arab guy just waved hello at me. So I guess I'm looking Arabesque today. #Arabesque

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    This lady is names Sherkira!

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    Millennial Tweet: On Y2k, I half-hoped the apocalypse would come and the family would fashion spears from furniture. #Y2kHa

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    Crazy lady bein' crazy at the pharmacy.

  17. Bartlet4America

    2000 tweets approacheth. 500 of which are mine.

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    Golden Globes 2006 Anthony Hopkins Receives Cecil B. DeMille http://t.co/DWf9okFB via @youtube

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    Shockingly, the tattooed father of 3 in the Kia Suckass honked at a car for not moving up but is now not moving up for me. #tallanastee

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    There is a white unmarked van following this ambulance. It's rear lights might be flickering. ODD

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    Wait, Romeo is still our coach? #:( "Ex-Oakland Raiders CB Stanford Routt joins Kansas City Chiefs - ESPN http://t.co/RSzdbgen

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    Popeye's Chicken is my Vietnam. #vietnam

  23. Bartlet4America

    Yes, world. Sleigh Bells is a horrible band that always sounds like crap. They were invited to SNL through a random drawing! You guessed it

  24. Bartlet4America

    Deadspin X/y: And Now For Your U.K. Weather, Where The Forecast Is "Bucketloads Of Cunt" - @Deadspin http://t.co/c2ppMk6v

  25. Bartlet4America

    Wait, Tom Cruise is about to hook up with Kelly McGillis and takes a shower? Isn't that what you do when you want to cool down your boner?

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