spiderjokes
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Q: How do spiders celebrate Easter? A: They dye their eggsacs then on Monday you are attacked by thousands of pastel spider babies
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? OLIVER. Oliver who? OLIVER BABIES DIED WHEN YOU SPRAYED THE BLACK WIDOW WITH RAID SO EXPECT A DEADLY BITE SOON
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? LUKE. Luke who? LUKE OUT THERES A TARANTULA ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, BEEN THERE FOR DAYS I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
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Q: How do spiders celebrate St Paddys Day? A: They bite people who aren't wearing green but they don't see color so they just bite everybody
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? YOUR WIFE, SHELBY. Your wife Shelby who? YOUR WIFE, SHELBY DEAD BY NIGHTFALL AFTER THAT BITE I JUST GAVE HER
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? OSWALD. Oswald who? OH NO, OSWALD A FLY! WAIT I'M A SPIDER, SO YUM.
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? BUTCH. Butch who? BUTCH YOUR SHOES ON CAREFULLY CUZ I LIKE TO HIDE IN THERE AND BITE YOUR SMELLY FEET TIL YOU DIE
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Spider Haiku: Spring forward tonight / Like the lithe jumping spider / Or be late for work
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Q: Why do spiders dislike the beginning of daylight savings time? A: They lose an hour of crawling all over your body while you sleep
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KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? YOUR SHARON. My Sharon who? YOUR SHARON YOUR HOUSE WITH THOUSANDS OF SPIDERS AND NINE OF THEM ARE ON YOU RIGHT NOW
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Spiderjokes followers, you write the punchline! Q: How come spiders got them big ol' butts?
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Spiderjokes followers, you write the punchline! Q: Why do spiders have them big ol' butts?