From the mind behind The Sterile Cuckoo and The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek Part II, comes THE NORSEMAN, the story of viking who conquers lands while wearing a Tim Burton helmet, a Zoro mask, a Burt Reynolds mustache, and a bad accent. (Note: apparently, Norse is not pronounced nor-s, but instead is nor-z. Who knew?)
With such hard-hitting lines like "the day I turn my sail and hide from a new enemy is when I will become like a woman in my homeland", read as if on a drunk USS Nimitz, who can deny this cinematic catastrophe masterpiece?
You'll be amazed and left wondering, why does the wizard have a hump? and how many times can they use this same running sequence? Such magic is this film!
More entertaining than Birdemic but not as subtle as Krull, The Norseman is a must watch for How Did This Get Made.
Behold the magnificence of the movie poster [on IMBD] and tremble!
