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Yes that is what happens. Once you graduate from scientist school you get your own museum. If you're lucky it will be one with a lab in it. I'm just kidding. But damn, did he really say that? I would go back and check but I can bring myself to watch any part of Howard the Duck again.

No, I think that looks exactly like Jeffery Jones. Dead on. I'm just kidding. However, since the first time I've ever seen Jeffery Jones, I have always gotten a "this guy looks like he has a rape tentacle somewhere inside of him" vibe.

I stopped looking for logic once Howard was sucked out of his duck pun riddled apartment and shot through space on a lazy boy (or a lazy duck?) chair. HE WENT THROUGH SPACE! Why did those people who first found Howard just pick him up and run into a club with him? And that was the start of the movie. If you were still looking for logic after that than you have nerves of steel. I just started getting more annoyed. Then I just thought, "Okay this is why this is a HDTGM movie.".

If you were able to power through Howard the Duck to the end, you would have been duly rewarded. I hope you like keytars, because I know I don't. That song has been stuck in my head for weeks now. Might have to make it my ringtone. I also went to the live taping and I was sitting next to a woman who just started screaming shit randomly and answering questions no one was asking her half way through the show. You know stuff like "ONLY MAMMALS HAVE BREASTS! WHY DOES THE DUCK HAVE BREASTS IF THEY LAY EGGS!?" I guess she thought that maybe one of the hosts had the answer because she continued to scream that same question over and over again. Eventually Paul told her something like "You don't have a mic, no one can hear you.". I just wanted to bring this up because what he said was untrue....we could hear her Paul, we could hear her. The scolding did not stop her.

You guys, I don't want to brag or anything...but I'm really good at "ghosting".

If I listen to an audio book instead of reading the book, do I still get to have the haughty arrogance of someone who claims to have read a lot of books even though someone else actually read it to me?

So was everyone else watching the movie. Boom! Call Will Smith and tell him he just became the Fresh Prince of Burned!

I just want to go on record and say that I NEVER requested this movie, and I'll street fight anyone who says otherwise.

This right here, was horribly satisfying. I feel like i don't even need to watch any other Fast & Furious movie after this. My only complaint, is that I think it needed more car chases. Well done.

I don't remember Fast 2 really well but I think I didn't hate it. So I'm going to consider that a good sign. I can't remember much of Tokyo Drift either, I just know that by the end of it, I hated the movie and everyone involved in it. Yes, EVERYONE! I think what saved Fast 2 for me was that they're re-introducing you to fast cars and Paul Walker. So part 2 was like "Hey! If you liked Paul Walker and fast cars before...here is Paul Walker and fast cars. And Ludacris." I just really like Ludacris. I had no idea why I was watching or giving a shit about these people in Tokyo Drift. I know now that everything else is supposed to be a prequel but then I just knew that I wanted to drift a school bus into Lucas Black's face. Anndd I just realized that the kid from Home Improvement was in there.

They have to watch Fast & Furious Tokyo Drift because it is a piece of shit. A high school student from the South is sent to Japan to forgo getting arrested than learns how to drift. More like Fast & Furious Tokyo Suck.

Dear God, please don't tell me I watched The Happening for no reason. I WATCHED LUIGI KILL HIMSELF AFTER HE GAVE A MATH QUIZ TO SOME RANDOM LADY IN A JEEP!!! THAT CAN NEVER BE UNWATCHED!!!

Why am I seeing zombies?

Yes! I can't even remember what happened in this movie. All I can remember was that at the end of it I was angry.

I had to ask, the only thing I can remember Mark Wahlberg in was The Italian Job and Four Brothers. Everytime Mark spoke in The Happening, I got uncomfortable...you know like when porn actors speak. Also, I think Zooey Deschanel is very pretty but in this movie she just looked disgusting.

I actually liked Death Proof. What could be better than giving a lap dance to the guy who eventually drives over your face with his car?

Look I don't know if you guys heard about this article in the New York Times about honey bees vanishing...but I just watched this movie because it's doing really well on FYI and if you guys don't do this one than I just watched the Birdemic of wind for nothing. Did Mark Whalberg always have the acting skills of a porn star or was it just for this movie?

I took the time to actually watch "I Know Who Killed me". It's a terrible fucking movie, and although she only starred in it I feel myself blaming the entire terrible-ness of this movie all on Lindsay Lohan.

Clark Kellyson has dolphin teeth. That should have been the title for this movie. Also why did they need to show the nerd peeling his sunburned skin off? WHY!? I will also argue that all the money allocated for Kelly's wardrobe was spent on hover crafts.

That sounds more like MORTAL KOMBAT to me...

What!? I refuse to believe that any movie that has "Gonna Make You Sweat" in the trailer is bad. I REFUSE! Just like I refuse to believe that anyone could not sense the sarcasm in this post. So...how long have June and Jason been married?

Alright I watched it. Al Pacino looked like a piece of beef jerky running around and asking to see everyone's hands.