ScatmanMalone

"Excuse me, sir, how many feet are in a yard?" #Steveston

"I scream, you scream, we all love tits." #Delocated

"The only thing he's reverend of is being an asshole!" #Hatchet2

"This is downtown Seattle. That's a boat." #Steveston

"This song is dedicated to you, Scott. It's called, "'I Wanna Be a Homosexual.'" #ThanksSteve

Doctors are for pussies and communists. #JonDore

Geo would be proud. What a guy.

I don't want to stop listening to Megadeth, but Dave Mustaine is making it near impossible to continue. Fucking idiot. http://t.co/KhezMXTR

New single from the Mango Kid himself, Danko Jones! http://t.co/kBDcuMV0 via @dankojones

Reggie Watts makes classic Van Halen even cooler. http://t.co/QFbbPOlF

Where did I learn to bite my tongue? #TheBronxIV