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  1. robinsbruce

    Episode 184 — Theatrical Viagra

    This top three is legit. Stanley Clarke all day for numbrah one
  2. I'm a delusional narcissist so I think the potato farm dig in the commercial break was directed at me.
  3. This is the dumbest podcast in the world. It cannot end. I NEED this in my life. For real though, they should just do a late night comedy podcast where everyone is always tired and punchy.
  4. I heard Grace Helbig knows a lot about computers. Maybe try giving her a call. She's so good she even showed mah boiz sean and hayes a things or twos.
  5. agata, you gota hot date tonight or somethin? droppin early threads like whoa.
  6. Post-hipster irony is just being sincere. Some might even call it metafictional or post modern. Its a fuggin new age brahs. Gotta go, grad school finals are happening and my bosses are all "we expect you to do well cause your on a fellowship" and im all, "chilllllllll bro. That sweet doseph you guys rain on me is going right where its supposed to. To weed and beer and taking weird women out for drinks and sushi. No doy im doing well."
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    Episode 183.5 — 6/6/14 TWO CHARTED 122

    Got a shirt. Howard went HAM on his first week back. I love him.
  8. agata gota new avatar-a
  9. antigua is cool I heard Thailand is better with big mounds of dirt
  10. ??? Or maybe a little
  11. Nice try Tim, but I'm not posting my sexy boudoir pics here! Those are for emails/snap chat only. I'll give you a hint, its shaped like a big 'ol D. No girlz allowed, lulz. P.s. can we just agree as a society that dick pics are just the dumb guy version of selfies? Throw a sephia filter on that bad boy and hash tag it.
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    Episode 183 — Student Athlete

    There was more sweat and dust in that movie than there was plot development. I thought it just kind of hung there between good and so bad it's good. I was bored by it. I can see why people like it though. Guns and super hot people are strong selling points.
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    Episode 183 — Student Athlete

    I fucking love Stephanie Allynne. She's the best.
  14. I hope you snapped your fingers in a Z pattern when you typed that post agata. reads real sassy-like
  15. More like y tu mama buttsex. Amirigggght
  16. robinsbruce

    Episode 86.5 — Minisode 86.5

    Good god man. Easy with that shit sean. That guy is more frightening than the crypt keeper
  17. Just fulfilling my low post, low quality quota hur. Show was pretty heady this week. I dig French ladies, they're all sexually liberated. Also glad Hayes brought his git fiddle or else they would have had to go back to tissue box and pencil jams. Or w/e
  18. It was me who offered to buy it and ship it international last time. I can still do that if hiimderektan is willing to wait an extra week or so for it. PM me.
  19. Totes open source bro (OSU CGRB). Of course you could also get out of California, women in Bro-regon seem to have pretty low standards. The data I gathered with that mustache support that hypothesis.
  20. Hey Matt, have you checked out Lee Bains III and the Glory Fires? They just put out a new album and I think you might like it. They're all super nice guys as well.
  21. Dayum Tims. Should have said, "Of Mountain View huh?" then say something like, "thats pretty cool I live _______"(somewhere way more expensive) even if it is a lie. You want to make her feel poor. Then zero in on her skankiest friend and ask the lady you're actually interested in if said skanky friend is single. Now your lady is hooked cause she's all, "man this guy just made me feel poor and now he's interested in my obnoxious, emotionally destitute, entitled friend?" BINGO. Now ask the lady that you like if SHE wants to get YOU a drink. Boom. P.S. I had a dad-stache a while back (last month) and two women asked me out. So if all else fails just look weird as a bit and someone might notice.
  22. Fucking flawless octer. Thanks breh breh!
  23. robinsbruce

    Episode 290 — Shed Busting

    I bet Todd really wishes he had his effects for this
  24. You mean like...cross fit? Insanity? Or maybe a little P-90XXX? Are we talking about hand bro or a dif Jordan? Also, this is Johnny's "full" bio from the MTV page: FULL BIOGRAPHY Johnny was last seen suffering a humiliating defeat at the hands of CT on Cutthroat. Reflecting on the astonishing elimination, Johnny notes, "I had the carpet pulled out from under me. But if you feed a banana to a gorilla, you shouldn't be that surprised by the results." Back to take another stab at the win, Johnny hopes to make the best of his rival partner. We'll see if this loud mouth, two-time Challenge winner can capture a third victory.
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